Just wondering if any one else has had the joy of randomly talking to people.

Stranger: what do you like to do in your freetime?
You: play guitar, make people laugh
You: uhhh thats about it
You: dude ya still with me
You: dont leave me....
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I am with you
Stranger: go on
You: lol
You: dude i got nothing your turn
You: what do you do?
Stranger: wait one min
Stranger: yeah I love to play games
Stranger: listen to musci
Stranger: music
Stranger: I love to hang out with my friends
Stranger: and this is all
You: what about pimpin hoes? you gots to have hoes over in india!
Stranger: what do you mean by hoes
Stranger: ?
You: ya know bitches? the womens? ya know? the chicks who gets you sammichs?
Stranger: they are everywhere
You: **** you gots lots of em?!?
Stranger: yeah
You: nice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: wassup yo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: well
You: nice dude
Stranger: sex me
You: your very blunt arent ya?
Stranger: yes
You: why cant i be sexed up?
Stranger: its nice
You: do i have to take my pants off?
Stranger: yeah
You: nice
Stranger: f or m
You: can i be both
Stranger: i am naked
You: i on the other hand is fully dressed
Stranger: baby call me (:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: wass happenin?
Stranger: oh youre a dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: wass happening?
Stranger: so Honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
You: because we are on the internet
You: and i think there was a thread about that on ultimate guitar
You: so you fail
You: hahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: the game, you just lost
You: damnit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: wassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppppppppp
You: dont rush to talk or nothing
You: fine i will just jerk it!!!
You: oooohhhyeaaahhh
You: uhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhooooohhhh
You: done
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edit: damn i fail!! well i had fun doing it.
dbledit:hmmmm my thread is still here....blasphemy
This shit is Pie.
Black Metal Pie.
It talks about winter.
Join if you like, or kindly leave.
Or else you die.

i like shooping
shoop da wooping
and chargin mah lazorz
not necessarily in that order
Last edited by HomelessDood at Jul 29, 2009,
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omegle sucks. all i ever get is horny kids saying "ASL?" and "wanna cyber".
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Your post was the only bright spot in this disgusting piece of thread.

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You have balls. I like balls....(awkward silence)

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I waited for the rape.


...but the rape never came
How come noone ever posts a link to the site in these threads? Only omegle threads, I might add.

I really don't like to manually type the address in everytime these threads make me want to piss around the site.
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I'm not quite sure if you were trying to be funny or if you have a learning disability, either way, I was not amused.

He is not amused.
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I remember the old thread. Good times.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: do you know who john cage is?
Stranger: nope
You: he was a composer of experimental music
Stranger: sounds cool
You: he used non-conventional instruments and composed a controversial peice that required the orchestra to just sit and not play their instuments
Stranger: weird
You: the audience was supposed to listen to the sounds in the room like people coughing or chairs creaking
You: it was called 4'33'' because it lasted four minutes and 33 seconds
Stranger: that sounds like some crappy music
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
two and a half men.
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I really don't like to manually type the address

You don't seem to mind manually typing out drivel posts though, eh?

*reported*, as I should have done before.