#1
Today I go down to Seattle for a couple days to go through testing for the navy

I will go through the most intrusive physical ever concieved apparently, and I was wondering if you had any ideas for tricks I could play on the person committing the intrusive physical

Oh, I was also wondering if you had any ideas on how I could exact vengeance on the person inserting a giant needle of penicilin into my butt.

Thank you
#4
Give him some nitroglycerin.


Then shake him.


You know what nitro I'm talking about.
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Today I go down to Seattle for a couple days to go through testing for the navy

I will go through the most intrusive physical ever concieved apparently, and I was wondering if you had any ideas for tricks I could play on the person committing the intrusive physical

Oh, I was also wondering if you had any ideas on how I could exact vengeance on the person inserting a giant needle of penicilin into my butt.

Thank you


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#7
I'm not talking about exercise
I'm talking "turn your head to the right and cough twice" physical

edit: at coreysmonster
#8
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I'm not talking about exercise
I'm talking "Bend over and spread 'em boy" physical
edit: at coreysmonster


Fixed.
#10
Put some baby powder in your butt crack, and when he sticks the needle up there, let out a big fart and "poof!" right in his face
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#12
Why on earth are you joining the navy in the first place?

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#13
poop on the guy
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#14
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wait, you think the pit knows anything about PHYSICAL EXCERCISE??

I think he meant a physical exam.

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Today I go down to Seattle for a couple days to go through testing for the navy

Thats where you went wrong.
Just learn to take it, you're going to be getting alot more of the same for however long you're going to be in there
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#18
Shave the top part of a happy face above your genitals, and have it so your dick is it's tongue, and your balls are its chin :P
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