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For some of this to make more sense, I shall explain what a super-bug is.

When a virus or infection reaches the body, it comes in many varieties, some being weak against antibiotics, some more resistant. When we get sick and get antibiotics, these usually kill them all off, but sometimes the strong ones remain. Because there are only strong cells, they can then multiply, making genetic copies of themselves, and soon you have an infection of entirely strong cells. This is a super-bug.

Let’s look at today’s modern, western society. When we get sick, we go to the hospital. We are cured and sent on our way. We are given medication, treatment if we are hurt, and the elderly and prematurely born can live normal lives regardless of any physical problems.

I think this is a bad thing. I call it “reverse super-bug syndrome”, because it sounds cool and that’s pretty much what it is (unless I’m completely wrong about what a super-bug is).

Because the weak, the generally stupid and genetically bollocksed are allowed to live, and reproduce, we are on a grand scale, watering down our gene pool. Everyday we as a society become, on average, fatter, stupider, slower and sicker.

Cut to the impoverished regions of the world, where people are brown, water’s bad for you, and there are no hospitals.

These people have been living many years through starvation, thirst and lack of shelter. Disease runs rampant in these places of the world, and yet people are still alive. Because of these factors, only the most physically resilient are able to survive and reproduce. In fact, in the worst places on earth, a super race is breeding.

Cut to the future. We have all transformed in to large, slow moving mammals, who’ve never ran, have 13 fingers and 11 toes (not necessarily on our feet and hands) and listen to Celine Dion. We spend our time watching Big Brother and haven’t heard of Hitler, while this super race of recently unimpoverished 3rd world people realise that we sat around eating MacDonalds and fapping on the interwebs while they were drinking filthy water and sleeping in mud with pigs.

They’re gonna be pissed and kick our asses.

Or we’ll run ‘em down in our pick-ups and the whole thing will blow over, either way.

Edit: It seems that a bunch of people are taking this seriously, and ironically, calling me stupid because of it. Seriously, what the hell.
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Why Celine Dion?
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Welcome to 9th grade Biology. Looks like you have a lot to learn.
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That is ridiculous.
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#6
I like how you mentioned Hitler, a super-race, and expressed disdain in letting us reproduce naturally, all in the same post...
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u mean those people who are brown?
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there is one flaw in this...i do not listen to celine dion:rollseyes:
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well, you're correct with the waterd down gene pool bit. I'm not saying people with hereditary diseases should be left to die etc... but its not exactly good for our species
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Holy crap..... Now I'm freaked out! That could be reason for the whole 2012 conspiracy! AAHH
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So....are you or are you not advocating Eugenics??

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there is one flaw in this...i do not listen to celine dion:rollseyes:

I didn't say you do, I said your dumb ass offspring's offspring will (this is a joke by the way, in case you missed that).
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You lost me at "watering down our gene pool." Cool eugenics, bro.
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Except the disease in the first place killing off the vast majority of them.

You know why the people that are still alive are alive? Either they developed immunity after being exposed to it (like some people do), or shock - they were never infected.

Your post is so dumb it hurts.
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I like how you mentioned Hitler, a super-race, and expressed disdain in letting us reproduce naturally, all in the same post...




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the only reason they're still alive is because all the fat rich people here feel bad and send them money. if living conditions doesn't kill them off, AIDS will. if AIDS doesn't kill them off, their stupid fighting over their borders will.

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I agree with everything said in the OP.


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Who cares?

I didn't say you do, I said your dumb ass offspring's offspring will (this is a joke by the way, in case you missed that).

Let me guess, you lrnd2psychology from watching House.


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The world is ending because Africans are going to be better than us someday.

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i like how you wrote a whole wall of text of political opinions, science and facts then spell mcdonalds wrong
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Except the disease in the first place killing off the vast majority of them.

You know why the people that are still alive are alive? Either they developed immunity after being exposed to it (like some people do), or shock - they were never infected.

Your post is so dumb it hurts.

...What the hell is this jibber-jabber?

What disease are you even refferring to?
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haven't you played RE5? if the africans decide to go crazy and start killing everyone, well just send in chris redfield and he'll **** 'em all up.
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Except the disease in the first place killing off the vast majority of them.

You know why the people that are still alive are alive? Either they developed immunity after being exposed to it (like some people do), or shock - they were never infected.

Your post is so dumb it hurts.

wait... if they developed immunity wouldn't that make them stronger than us like what the TS is trying to say.
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...What the hell is this jibber-jabber?

What disease are you even refferring to?

You said people surviving disease in less well off areas of the world. Those diseases.
I was saying that disease would kill of the vast majority of "impoverished regions of the world", so leaving very few people to try and "kick our asses".

I realise your post was a spoof, but seriously, it was just dumb. Next time post a thread that poses a valid topic. You should probably delete this thread and make it into a blog on your profile or something. -_-

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wait... if they developed immunity wouldn't that make them stronger than us like what the TS is trying to say.
But there would still be considerably fewer of them than there would be of us.
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I didn't say you do, I said your dumb ass offspring's offspring will (this is a joke by the way, in case you missed that).

i dont know which i find more frightening...your theory on a super race..or the possibility of my gene pool listening to celine dion
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You said people surviving disease in less well off areas of the world. Those diseases.
I was saying that disease would kill of the vast majority of "impoverished regions of the world", so leaving very few people to try and "kick our asses".

I realise your post was a spoof, but seriously, it was just dumb. Next time post a thread that poses a valid topic. You should probably delete this thread and make it into a blog on your profile or something. -_-

Oh. I guess that makes sense.

Screw you. If we had to get rid of every dumb thread in The Pit then we would have about 2 and a half threads.
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Oh. I guess that makes sense.

Screw you. If we had to get rid of every dumb thread in The Pit then we would have about 2 and a half threads.

Another one bites the dust for the Irish guy. Hell yeah.
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Why are we worried about the Africans? Shouldnt we be worried about the Russians or Koreans or Terrorists or AIDs or something?
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Why are we worried about the Africans? Shouldnt we be worried about the Russians or Koreans or Terrorists or AIDs or something?


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^ Ah hell, it aint like I'm going over there any time soon


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...Cut to the future. We have all transformed in to large, slow moving mammals, who’ve never ran, have 13 fingers and 11 toes (not necessarily on our feet and hands) and listen to Celine Dion. We spend our time watching Big Brother and haven’t heard of Hitler, while this super race of recently unimpoverished 3rd world people realise that we sat around eating MacDonalds and fapping on the interwebs while they were drinking filthy water and sleeping in mud with pigs...


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I agree with you in that here in the west we are no longer evolving, infact we are devolving as anyone and everyone procreates. It's not exactly survival of the fittest anymore.

On top off that, according to a recent BBC article in a couple of hundred years or so humanity will break into two subspecies; short fat dum ugly pale trolls and tall slender intelligent good-looking tanned people. This is because today intelligent, educated good-looking people have children with similar people (infact most of these people are middle/upper class). And the ugly short fat dumbasses can only get similar mates (these tend to be in the lower classes. This is because all good genes are being drained from the lower classes as intelligent/good looking people use their talents to get themselves out of the lower classes.

In the long run the uglier, dumber sub-species will be much much bigger than the more favoured group as they tend to have much fewer children much later and those children are afforded a much better education and therefore remain in the upper/middle class.

I'm not saying its a good or a bad thing or advocating eugenics, but I am saying that although evolution of the race in general may have ceased, selective breeding will still take place, as it has for billions of years.

Which group do you think your descendants will be?
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I agree with you in that here in the west we are no longer evolving, infact we are devolving as anyone and everyone procreates. It's not exactly survival of the fittest anymore.

On top off that, according to a recent BBC article in a couple of hundred years or so humanity will break into two subspecies; short fat dum ugly pale trolls and tall slender intelligent good-looking tanned people. This is because today intelligent, educated good-looking people have children with similar people (infact most of these people are middle/upper class). And the ugly short fat dumbasses can only get similar mates (these tend to be in the lower classes. This is because all good genes are being drained from the lower classes as intelligent/good looking people use their talents to get themselves out of the lower classes.

In the long run the uglier, dumber sub-species will be much much bigger than the more favoured group as they tend to have much fewer children much later and those children are afforded a much better education and therefore remain in the upper/middle class.

I'm not saying its a good or a bad thing or advocating eugenics, but I am saying that although evolution of the race in general may have ceased, selective breeding will still take place, as it has for billions of years.

Which group do you think your descendants will be?



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In fact, in the worst places on earth, a super race is breeding.
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Humans don't evolve THAT fast. Evolution takes millions of years.
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This is even worse than that theory about black people causing global warming. You know, with the heat absorption and all...


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