#1
How do I do it?

She seems to only date white guys tho. I am hispanic so you guys think she would be interested? Her standards seem really high. Also, how can I actually even meet her?

Is she as big a bitch as everyone says? She doesn't seem all that bad
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#9
Follow her around, and once you get close enough, do this:
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Why?
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#14
Get a green card first
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How do I do it?

She seems to only date white guys tho. I am hispanic so you guys think she would be interested? Her standards seem really high. Also, how can I actually even meet her?

Is she as big a bitch as everyone says? She doesn't seem all that bad






I also have some of this if anyone else needs some:

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#17
you dont become her boyfriend , she becomes yours

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think i failed

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xD
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#18
Tell her she's everything to you.


That's how i did it
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#19
...quien es Paris Hilton?

but seriously bud, you're odds are very very very slim...believe me there are WAY better women than Paris Hilton.
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#21
Walk up to her, slap her across the face and call her a bitch.

That ought to do it.
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