Poll: Empire Or ROTJ
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Empire
80 59%
ROTJ
56 41%
Voters: 136.
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#1
Ok, so i just watched the original Clerks and i have one question!


Empire Strikes Back, Or Return Of The Jedi!!
Wich is better?
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#3
Empire Strikes Back. There was something that always bothered me about the Rebels destroying the second Death Star.
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Its lame.
#5
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Return of the Jedi, thread over

this
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lulz, best name ever.

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TS, your username is really difficult to type, so I'm just going to refer to you as Craig from now on. Okay? Okay.
#8
Clerks 2
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#9
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Return of the King.



Theres only one return, and it aint of the king, its of the jedi!

Hell lord of the rings was so **** even the trees walked in those films!
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#10
ESB is one of the greatest movies of all time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdc7v4vkbJI

I still think the physical Vader's line (what was it, "Obiwan killed your father?") is more powerful than, "No. I am your father." Oh well, I still think it to be probably the greatest climax in movies.
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#11
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Clerks 2

Bands I must see in concert
Silvertide
The Black Crowes
Jackyl
Black Stone Cherry
AC/DC
StoneRider
Freedomhawk
The Darkness and/or the sideprojects of the band members
Buckcherry
The Answer

Theres more. But those are the main ones
#12
I reject my previous statement "thread over" This thread could potentially drag all of the star wars fans out of Grandma Pit's basement and into a galatic internet battle to the likes of which no one has ever seen....since comic con 3 days ago
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#13
Empire, easily. It had the grandest scope, the most character development, and the crowning bombshell revelation of the entire series. Not to mention the most believable effects.
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#15
Phantom Menace olololol
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#16
Empire.
As a film, it's by far the best SW out there. The only area in which RotJ outperforms ESB is in the metal bikini stakes.
#17
Allow me to go a tad off topic and explain why Star Wars owns Titanic.


1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.

4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

12. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

13. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"

14. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

15. Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."

16. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

17. Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!

18. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke....I am your father."?

19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.

20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.

21. Titanic morals: a. gamble, b. cheat on your husband, c. pose nude for pictures, d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated.

Star Wars morals: a. fight evil, b. do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d. rescue princess, e. save planet.


Empire Strikes Back.
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#18
Let The Battle Of The Nerds Commence!

Edit: elekguit, that is quite possibly one of the greatest statements in the history of mankind.......and possibly the dinosaurs too!!
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#19
Empire
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#20
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Return of the jedi.
COme on.
Epic space battle. What's not to love!?

Ewoks.
Admiral Ackbar, winner of the "Stating the Completely F*cking Obvious" award.
The Death Star explosion should have utterly devaststed Endor from the falling debris, which would likely have started huge forest fires and caused a massive ecological disaster.
Ewoks.
And did I mention Ewoks?
#25
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Empire. All Jedi had was a munch of muppets.

i believe you mean a munch of buppets.

empire!


My mind is going. I can feel it.
#26
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Allow me to go a tad off topic and explain why Star Wars owns Titanic.


1. The Titanic is big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

2. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

3. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.

4. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

5. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say, "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

6. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

7. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

8. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

11. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

12. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

13. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world?"

14. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

15. Nothing has the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookie."

16. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

17. Han Solo would've steered clear of that stinkin' iceberg!

18. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated, "Luke....I am your father."?

19. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters; everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor character.

20. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a dork of himself at the Oscars.

21. Titanic morals: a. gamble, b. cheat on your husband, c. pose nude for pictures, d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated.

Star Wars morals: a. fight evil, b. do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d. rescue princess, e. save planet.


Empire Strikes Back.

Haha, where the hell did that come from?
#27
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Empire, easily. It had the grandest scope, the most character development, and the crowning bombshell revelation of the entire series. Not to mention the most believable effects.
This.

Plus it had the best score

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK_5BNVp7pQ This literally brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful.
Balls.
#28
Empire


It didn't have the universe's most powerful army defeated by teddy bears.
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#29
Im tellin you, that Endor fight was legit, run a 10 game simulation on star wars battle front of that fight.

I just thought of an idea for Deadliest warrior season 2
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#30
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Im tellin you, that Endor fight was legit, run a 10 game simulation on star wars battle front of that fight.

I just thought of an idea for Deadliest warrior season 2

Ewoks blow ass.
Hell, I ground a commando in SWG years ago just so i could flamethrower the little f*ckers.
Well, them and Gungans. They made a really cool noise when they died, it was very satisfying.
#31
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Ewoks blow ass.
Hell, I ground a commando in SWG years ago just so i could flamethrower the little f*ckers.
Well, them and Gungans. They made a really cool noise when they died, it was very satisfying.

Don't even get me started on those...

"Mes a gonna die! Mes a gonna die! Mes a gonna die! Mes a gonna die!"
#32
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Empire


It didn't have the universe's most powerful army defeated by teddy bears.


I really hate it when people say this, the Ewoks did not defeat the Empire, they were just a diversion so that the rebels could take down the Death Star's shied generator. It was that and the subsequent destruction of the Second Death Star that lead to the Empire's defeat on Endor. The ewoks really played a minor role in it.
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#33
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This.

Plus it had the best score

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK_5BNVp7pQ This literally brings tears to my eyes. It's so beautiful.


The Rebel Fleet/End Title is maybe the best part of the entire score of any of them. The fanfare at the end makes me want to live an epic life.
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#34
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I really hate it when people say this, the Ewoks did not defeat the Empire, they were just a diversion so that the rebels could take down the Death Star's shied generator. It was that and the subsequent destruction of the Second Death Star that lead to the Empire's defeat on Endor. The ewoks really played a minor role in it.

Did you read what I posted?

The Ewoks defeated the Empire's ground forces, which was the Imperial Army.


The rebels defeated the Imperial Navy in the battle of Endor.

So what if it was a distraction?

Clubs and arrows cannot defeat lasers!

If it was realistic (realistic as can be in the SW universe) the Imperial army would have crushed the Ewoks and the small amount of rebels on Endor.
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#35
Jedi.

Empire is blasphemy.
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#36
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Did you read what I posted?

The Ewoks defeated the Empire's ground forces, which was the Imperial Army.


The rebels defeated the Imperial Navy in the battle of Endor.

So what if it was a distraction?

Clubs and arrows cannot defeat lasers!

If it was realistic (realistic as can be in the SW universe) the Imperial army would have crushed the Ewoks and the small amount of rebels on Endor.


They didn't defeat the Empire's ground forces, the Empire's forces surrendered after the defeat of the Imperial Navy and destruction of the Death Star. If those two things had not happened, the Ewoks would have been done for.
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#37
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Did you read what I posted?

The Ewoks defeated the Empire's ground forces, which was the Imperial Army.


The rebels defeated the Imperial Navy in the battle of Endor.

So what if it was a distraction?

Clubs and arrows cannot defeat lasers!

If it was realistic (realistic as can be in the SW universe) the Imperial army would have crushed the Ewoks and the small amount of rebels on Endor.


Yeah but the ewoks could party like bastards, listen to the song at the end of jedi. Stormtroopers didnt have the funk.
#38
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Jedi.

The prequels are blasphemy.
Fixed.
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#39
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Yeah but the ewoks could party like bastards, listen to the song at the end of jedi. Stormtroopers didnt have the funk.

Jawas out do both of them.

EDIT: ^^^ true; although Phantom Menace wasnt that bad. But Part III (i cant even remember the f*cking name) was horrible.

DOUBLEEDIT: REVENGE OF THE SITH. Thats it; it was ****.
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