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#1
So pit, what are your most embarassing stories related to you ****ting yourself in some way or another.


By the way, yes, i am bored.


¡EDIT!: Since people are asking for it fine. Even though I think I've told this story on the pit before.
I once went into a bathroom at a museum. I needed to **** really bad so I went in and did it. I'm kind of a germ freak so I squatted over the toilet so I didnt have to touch the edges. I missed and the turd fell on the ground and a little on my underwear. I then realized that this bathroom was the type that you had to get the toilet paper before you go into the stall.
I just pulled my pants up and walked away. I did see a man go in and walk out digusted.
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#2
why yes you are... i can tell.
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#3
Someone I know shat there pants like 5-10 minutes after eating a Big n Tasty from McDonald's, after he had already shat once. We were on the interstate, no stops.
#4
You first....... Than I will tell you mine.
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#5
I refuse to participate in threads that are either:
A. Poop related
B. Don't include an exemplary story by the thread starter

Sadly, your thread covers both of these.
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#6
i pooped,
it was brown.
can you believe it?
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#7
Me and my freind were skating and he had to take a dump but my house was to far away so he took a sh!t in these bushes. I looked at it later and there was flies everywhere. lol


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#8
A kid in my kindergarten class **** his pants in class and rolled it into the corner of the room thinking no one would see. I'll remember that forever.
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#9
Girls don't poop.

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#11
Once, i had the runs, and i was wearing shorts. Well, i ran to evacuate the old colon, and the toilet was so full that i had to stand up to wipe, or risk poo all over my hand. Apparently when i stood up, poo dripped onto my leg and somehow managed to not be wiped away by my cargo-shorts.

I walked around the mall for an hour with poo on my leg.
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#12
my friend shat himself in a bathing suit with netting in it, and had it in there as he ran up 4 flights of stairs to change pants.

yes, the lulz were epoch
#13
my friend derek pooped his pants at meijer (a grocery store) once whilst hanging out with some friends. i mention it all the time to evry one who knows him
#14
Sadly, other threads with lively discussions are getting closed, while crap threads such as this one will continue without being closed.
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#15
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my friend derek pooped his pants at meijer (a grocery store) once whilst hanging out with some friends. i mention it all the time to evry one who knows him

lol...

How old is he?

What state do you live in because Meijer is only like in 11? Im in Michigan. My favorite store!


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#16
One day i took the subway like everyday at 6pm, so you can imagine the amount of people in there... So at the middle of the longest track without stops a guy just scream and his pants get wet...(no just chill he do not has an orgasm) then it smell like **** BECAUSE THE GUY HAVE DIARRHEA..So yeah lots of fun in the subway
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#17
Today~

Went to beach with friend, rode bikes for miles

Found the ONLY port-o-potty within miles

We took MAJOR dumps on the floor, then covered it up with toilet paper so when someone goes in, they either #1 step on it, or #2 pick it up.


Either way, we made someone's day SUCK.
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#18
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Today~

Went to beach with friend, rode bikes for miles

Found the ONLY port-o-potty within miles

We took MAJOR dumps on the floor, then covered it up with toilet paper so when someone goes in, they either #1 step on it, or #2 pick it up.


Either way, we made someone's day SUCK.


Wow, thats definately a win.
I should do it one day.
#19
When I was 6 I was playing in my basement and was having quite a lot of fun. So much fun, that I didn't feel like going upstairs to the bathroom.

Also, some kid in class wanted to go home. He asked the teacher if he can go home, the teacher said no. Then he walked to the corner of the room and purposely **** his pants. Then he asked to go home again, and the teacher said yes.
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#20
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Wow, thats definately a win.
I should do it one day.



That's just the "poop" part of the story..

lol

Okay, so first we went in and covered EVERYTHING with toilet paper. There was only one roll so we basically used it all up. Hung the paper from the roof and etc. It was like a spider web.

Then, we both pissed EVERYWHERE, getting all the paper wet, and the 1-2ft high mound of paper on top of the toilet SOAKING wet with paper.

As if that wasn't enough to make someone's rush to the bathroom THAT much worse.

(not to mention this is in Florida, and it was like 120 degrees)

Then we go take our final and **** all over the floor, then take the remains of the paper and cover it so yea.

We pretty much won today.

It was epic, while we watched from a safe *50ft* distance on our bikes we watched a like 90 year old man who could barely walk, go in. He yelled "****!?" but continued in through the door and well, we just left him to clean up our HUGE mess.
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#21
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A kid in my kindergarten class **** his pants in class and rolled it into the corner of the room thinking no one would see. I'll remember that forever.


This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

EVAR
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Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#22
I sharded myself one time and didn't know for an hour.
Crazier than a fish with titties.
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#24
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Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#25
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Today~

Went to beach with friend, rode bikes for miles

Found the ONLY port-o-potty within miles

We took MAJOR dumps on the floor, then covered it up with toilet paper so when someone goes in, they either #1 step on it, or #2 pick it up.


Either way, we made someone's day SUCK.


I hope you die in a fire.


The only memory I have of crapping my self as an adult is after my brother hit me with his jeep going about 35mph, at which point my bowels decided to release and I got to sit in the back of said jeep for a two hour ride to the hospital.
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#26
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This is the funniest thing I have ever heard.

EVAR


At least it was solid.
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#27
Quote by Benguitar2
That's just the "poop" part of the story..
It was epic, while we watched from a safe *50ft* distance on our bikes we watched a like 90 year old man who could barely walk, go in. He yelled "****!?" but continued in through the door and well, we just left him to clean up our HUGE mess.

Thats pretty cruel. Respect the elderly.

And one time I had a gig and I played the brown note and everybody sh!t themselves!


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#28
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A kid in my kindergarten class **** his pants in class and rolled it into the corner of the room thinking no one would see. I'll remember that forever.


I immediately sigged this..sorry.
#29
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Thats pretty cruel. Respect the elderly.

And one time I had a gig and I played the brown note and everybody sh!t themselves!



Lol, we didn't do it TO him, he was just the next person to go in.
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#30
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Lol, we didn't do it TO him, he was just the next person to go in.

Yea I know but Ifeel bad for the old guy. If it was some little 10 year old o a middle aged adult that would be great!


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#31
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That's just the "poop" part of the story..

lol

Okay, so first we went in and covered EVERYTHING with toilet paper. There was only one roll so we basically used it all up. Hung the paper from the roof and etc. It was like a spider web.

Then, we both pissed EVERYWHERE, getting all the paper wet, and the 1-2ft high mound of paper on top of the toilet SOAKING wet with paper.

As if that wasn't enough to make someone's rush to the bathroom THAT much worse.

(not to mention this is in Florida, and it was like 120 degrees)

Then we go take our final and **** all over the floor, then take the remains of the paper and cover it so yea.

We pretty much won today.

It was epic, while we watched from a safe *50ft* distance on our bikes we watched a like 90 year old man who could barely walk, go in. He yelled "****!?" but continued in through the door and well, we just left him to clean up our HUGE mess.


Woah, you're so cool. And totally not a douche, I assure you!
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#32
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I immediately sigged this..sorry.

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#33
When I was about 7 or so I crapped my pants. I didn't know what to do so I just threw the underwear in the trash can in my bedroom...where it sat for a week.
#35
Oh, this thread reminds me of one of the first ones I posted in!

When I was younger I unholy contipation all the time (as in splitting pains in both sides from the waist to the ribcage bad) and I was afraid that the **** would be so massive it would dislodge my guts with it, so I held the **** in for as long as I could, thus making the constipation even worse, until at last I had a **** so massive it literally curled around and filled the whole toilet bowl. I almost had to raise myself up for the last of it. Good times.
#36
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Oh, this thread reminds me of one of the first ones I posted in!

When I was younger I unholy contipation all the time (as in splitting pains in both sides from the waist to the ribcage bad) and I was afraid that the **** would be so massive it would dislodge my guts with it, so I held the **** in for as long as I could, thus making the constipation even worse, until at last I had a **** so massive it literally curled around and filled the whole toilet bowl. I almost had to raise myself up for the last of it. Good times.



LOL!!!
#37
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Woah, you're so cool. And totally not a douche, I assure you!





Good times, call for stupid actions.
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#38
I went to Sydney to see Falloutboy ( i know, but my missus wanted to see them. ) So making the best of a bad situation we invited my older brother and his girlfriend to come with us. Before the concert we found a nice little brewery close to the arena and proceeded to get smashed before the concert.

Afterwards the drinking continued ( concert sucked by the way, who'da thought right?), and we REALLY got smashed.. spent all our money ( including some fantastic pokie wins), and the last thing i remember was getting int my brothers girlfriends car to go back to the motel.

I woke up in the morning.. naked.. in the hotel room, on the bed, girlfriend no where to b found. .. ok.... not so bad.

Then my girlfriend came back, she had stayed in my brothers room with him and his girlfriend because i was so disgustingly drunk, puking everywhere, she couldnt stand being in the room with my naked self forever hunched over te toilet bowl. So, she was angry already.

We decided we would go to the casino, so i found my pants from the night before to wear , picked them up.. and there was **** all down the OUTSIDE of one leg, human **** lol.. there was also some on the bed sheets.. and a towel i believe.. no one, to this day, has any idea
what the **** happened that night...i bought new pants and left the dirty sheets/towel in the corner of the room for house cleaners
#39
Blacksabbath8's "oh no!" thread.
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#40
this has brought the lulz!
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
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