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Alright so basically me, my friend, and his girlfriend were all drinking vodka at my place while playing Nazi Zombies. My friend drank waaaay too much vodka and started getting loud, which made my dad realize that something was up (note: my dad is a modern day hippie so hes cool with it).

Eventually he threw up on the carpet. An expensive carpet. Which has been in my family for a while. My dad had to clean it up, so he knows my friend drank, but he doesnt know that I did due to my clever talking.

At the moment my dad is watching over my friend who is passed out on my bed. My friends girlfriend got a ride and went home. Just though I'd share that little story with you all

tl;dr : My friend drank too much and passed out on my bed.

Anyone else have crazy drinking stories?
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#2
Just draw on his face. It's the cool kid thing to do.
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#5
Throw up on his shirt.

Payback for the carpet.
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#6
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Just draw on his face. It's the cool kid thing to do.

Do it.

A real man would draw a penis on his passed out friends face.
#8
Is hge foin to pat fir thge carpet>?
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#9
Take a picture of his dick in your mouth. It will make him mega gay.
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#12
Nazi Zombies FTW!!!!!!
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#15
Woah me and my friends drink whiskey and play Nazi zombies all the time. Good drinkin game.
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#16
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Throw up on his shirt.

Payback for the carpet.




EDIT: and to the guy above me

Nazi Zombies + Drinking = Definitly Good Times
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#17
Bang his girlfriend!

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#18
The same exact thing happened to me last night, only without the vomit.

As mentioned before, draw a penis on his face. Or several.
#19
One time my buddy passed out drunk, so we took a condom, put about a teaspoon of glue inside it, and then used a pencil to put it up his ass (not far at all, just enough to make it stay in). It took a couple months for him to tell us that he found a condom in his ass the next morning in the shower and ask us what happened.
#20
oh baby we goin to make love till you wake up
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#21
Ok this will be epic.

Find a knife. Very sharp.

Give a small! And I mean shallow, as shallow as possible cut right where his kidney is. Make sure the cut draws blood and will scab over.

Right him a note saying you stole his kidney.

For added effect, make 2 cuts, and steal both his kidneys.

For EVEN MOAR added effect, put him in a bathtub filled with ice.


Epic!
#22
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#23
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One time my buddy passed out drunk, so we took a condom, put about a teaspoon of glue inside it, and then used a pencil to put it up his ass (not far at all, just enough to make it stay in). It took a couple months for him to tell us that he found a condom in his ass the next morning in the shower and ask us what happened.

Nice job.
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Ok this will be epic.

Find a knife. Very sharp.

Give a small! And I mean shallow, as shallow as possible cut right where his kidney is. Make sure the cut draws blood and will scab over.

Right him a note saying you stole his kidney.

For added effect, make 2 cuts, and steal both his kidneys.

For EVEN MOAR added effect, put him in a bathtub filled with ice.


Epic!



DO THIS!

make sure the cut is a long, shallow slice, not just a little nick or something, make it believable. if you have an exacto knife that would be perfect. make sure it is SHAAAALLLLLOOOOW, like, the first layer of skin deep ONLY. don't hurt him or it will not be funny.
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#26
I once got drunk enough to lick everything in my friends room.

No joke. Every exposed surface was licked.

Be it;

Dog, litterbox, cat, walls, towels, doors, fish, fishtanks, cleavage , face, legs, hair, rats, cages, clocks.

You get the picture.

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#27
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DO THIS!

2NDED!
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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#29
Kidney idea = huge win

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do it...


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#31
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a gorilla mask is when you glue pubic hair on someone's face
#34
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
#35
About a year ago, when I was a lightweight, I was at a hotel party thrown by my friend (I was partying with three Scottish triplets) and I managed to down half vodka, half Sunkist in those big red cups, a ball glass of Crown Royale halved with water, a half coke/half Captain Morgan plastic red cup in the space of about 20 minuets. Me, my good friend, and a Scottish girl named Sarah went outside for a smoke (I smoked two Black and Milds) and by the time we got back up to the room, I felt like ****. I went into the bathroom and threw up everywhere.

What an awful night.
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#36
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Bang his girlfriend!

Brang his gf hither!
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#37
I say that you should lather shaving cream all over your naked crotch, then draw a penis with your penis on his face w/ the shaving cream as you're shaving your pubes onto his face. Then stick it up his pooper.
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Tell him you lost the game.


The game isn't real, doesn't follow rule 34 and therefore is not a consistent meme,

Yeah.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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