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#1
What would it be. Mine would probably be "Holy Banana Nut Muffins!
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#3
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#5
"****ing Brian is coming"
Quote by JacobLampman
areseriouslyaskingthisquestionyouareontheinternetforgodssakejustlookatpornontheinterwebz.
#6
"What the **** is wrong with you" like in a black mans voice
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#8
Where is my wing dinger?
■■■
'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#10
Lt Shinysides, what was June 26?

I vaguely remember that date being important...
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


Quote by Aurex
your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#14
Hi Billy Mays Here
Quote by larrytheguitar

I put the blanket over me and make my knees into a 'tent' so he couldn't see my boner. I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.


BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#15
Quote by sneyob
Lt Shinysides, what was June 26?

I vaguely remember that date being important...



Heaven's Gate's farewell thread
#16
Quote by sneyob
Lt Shinysides, what was June 26?

I vaguely remember that date being important...


i beleive it was that heavens gate thing, thats such a big deal for some reason
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#17
Satan
SCALD
Quote by Phill-Rock
That, or being absolutely broke - though you always find money for cigarettes, then end up even more broke.

so true ^.
_______________
Quote by k1ng_pooh
what in the name of satanus is a bass?

Quote by smb
I think it's a type of fish.


PM me for GP5
#19
**** Happens.... it's sometimes depressing, sometimes funny.
I've gotten a lot of LOLs in my time but I choose not to sig them to not look like a pretentious douchebag





#22
One MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE thing.


I hope it isn't taken yet
Check out my band Disturbed
#24
Hmm...My d!ck is HUGE!
Quote by Tone Deaf
Someone has had too much jager in their slushy. :/
Quote by CL/\SH
First person on UG to be a grammar nazi and use the correct form of "your" in the correct context.

+ 70 virgins to you, my good sir.

Quote by Fassa Albrecht
Girls DO fap...I don't though.
#25
"Motherfucker" à la Samuel L. Jackson
On the topic of whiney singers.

Quote by elliott FTW
But not Robb Flynn, he has epic vocal chords (they're made from barbed wire and gaffer tape).


#26
Normally I just randomly say 'possum' for things that are awesome...needless to say, no one knows why I am saying it nor do they understand why I think I am their friends
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#27
Quote by WattsyBoy97
i beleive it was that heavens gate thing, thats such a big deal for some reason


hint MFA hint

Mine would definetly be a rip-off of captain falcon
#28
Funnily enough, I tend to say "For sh1t's fu(k" quite often; or "Are you p1ss1ing in my oatmeal?
#30
Quote by J Mud
hint MFA hint

Mine would definetly be a rip-off of captain falcon


whats MFA
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#33
Quote by sneyob
Lt Shinysides, what was June 26?

I vaguely remember that date being important...



twas a great day. lots of people got banned.

RIP Heaven's Gates
Quote by InvaderTSN
Guess that safe wasn't really safe after all.

/bad joke



Quote by strat0blaster
They're in Virginia. It doesn't surprise me.

Have you ever lived in Virginia?

y yes i do live in virginia
NoVA



RIP Heaven's Gate
#34
Quote by batman187
"Why aren't we fucking right now?"


what if you were with a dude, or what if you were ****ing
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#35
Quote by burndttoast
tender

ICWATUDIDTHAR


Recess ftw!
Quote by Capt_Clarkson
Quote by LegsOnEarth
Wait 5 hours
Be accused by the promoter of being late
Get told we have only a 10 minute set
Play pure noise for 10 minutes

Worst and most amusing gig of my life.

Anyone else had this kind of **** happen?!

Dimebag had a worse gig.
#36
Quote by WattsyBoy97
whats MFA



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nothing... nothing at all

i thought everyone had forgotten...
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Jul 30, 2009,
#37
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
MOAR FIRST ACT BRUH!

i thought everyone had forgotten...


what still dont get it but why was it an important day
YOU WILL REMEMBER THIS SIG

8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

Rule #1 - I'm the Boss
Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
#38
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
MOAR FIRST ACT BRUH!

i thought everyone had forgotten...


SSSSSSHHHHHH BE QUIET!!!! >_> <_<

...they are waaaatching uuuus....
#39
Yes, RIP Heaven's Gate...

*high pitched black guy voice*
I'm gonna kill myself.
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
#40
Quote by WattsyBoy97
what still dont get it but why was it an important day



it was important because Heaven's Gate was
a) really hot
b) amazing taste in music
c) funny
d) went out with the greatest bang anyone has ever witnessed.
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