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#1
So a few minutes ago i was just browsing the pit minding my own business when a spider decides to climb down in front of my face.
And i mean this is a giant spider.

For about 3 seconds i just stared at the spider. I could see all of its eyes. So after my moment of shock i jump out of my chair andback into a corner to consider how to kill it.

After thinking for a half a minute i walk over to the spider and smack it off its web onto the floor. My only goal for the next few minutes was to put this spider through pure hell. So i tear its legs of on just one side so itcan only struggle to run away. I soon take of the rest of the legs leaving it with just a body. I then run outside with some lighter fluid and the spider. I throw the spider on the ground and pour lighter fluid all over it. With its last few seconds of life i cursed loudly at it. I light my match and let the flames take that spider straight to hell.


to make sure everyone knows i am not talking about a spider 3.
#4
You should, hum...


















...seek a psychiatrist, for this... behaviour.
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#6
You are very brave. Perhaps the bravest man I know NoFatChicks.
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#8
the hell?
why didnt you just toss down the toilet?
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
#9
Dude, what the F***? What the hell did it do to you, if your'e gonna kill it, do it fast.
God damn....
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#10
Do you guys remember when the TS was like "to make sure everyone knows i am not talking about a spider 3."


AHHHHHAHAHA....HAHAHAHA......AAHHHHHHH


... nope
#11
This isn't as cool as the epic spider battle we had a while back.

That was amazing.
#13
Who was the guy who fought that large spider named Zygor? THAT was epic.
#14
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
Do you guys remember when the TS was like "to make sure everyone knows i am not talking about a spider 3."


AHHHHHAHAHA....HAHAHAHA......AAHHHHHHH


... nope



Well sir the reason i said it was because i knew someone would post a picture of a spider 3 and i wanted to prevent that from happening. Thanks for the dick-ishness though
#16
That was unnecessary...If you're going to kill it, do it! Not torture the poor thing. Either that or put it in your garage or outside.
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#18
cool blog bro.
absolutely pointless thread.
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#19
I'll see you in hell.
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#20
Quote by No Fat Chicks
Well sir the reason i said it was because i knew someone would post a picture of a spider 3 and i wanted to prevent that from happening. Thanks for the dick-ishness though



Oh don't worry about it.

I thought my dick-ishness would go good with your dick-ishness thread.


Seriously man. Just smush the damn thing instead of ripping its legs off.
#22
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This isn't as cool as the epic spider battle we had a while back.

That was amazing.


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#23
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
Oh don't worry about it.

I thought my dick-ishness would go good with your dick-ishness thread.


Seriously man. Just smush the damn thing instead of ripping its legs off.


I thought it was pretty entertaining but whatever

i like you though
#24
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I thought it was pretty entertaining but whatever

i like you though



But...Uh...I......alright...
#25
YOUR SPIDER DOESN'T HAVE **** ON ZYGOR!
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#26
you sick minded bastard.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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#29
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Did it make you feel powerful man? Did it?


Yeah i actually felt like a complete bad ass afterwards. i told all my friends on facebook an they were all like oh your so brave. I think i might get laid tomorrow
#30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU


TS you need to watch this vid...


and everyone else

*caution, you're gonna watch this like 5 more times tonight...*
#32
Quote by l33TgUiT@rd00d
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms2klX-puUU


TS you need to watch this vid...


and everyone else

*caution, you're gonna watch this like 5 more times tonight...*


THAT WAS THE GRETEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I NOW UNDERSTAND THE PLIGHT OF THE SPIDER!
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#33
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THAT WAS THE GRETEST THING I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. I NOW UNDERSTAND THE PLIGHT OF THE SPIDER!



#34
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You are very brave. Perhaps the bravest man I know NoFatChicks.

his name kinda ruins the whole thing
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
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#35
That spider's family is going to get revenge on you! Better watch out, Shelob's coming to town.
#36
and your band real IS amazing!
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Gibson 2005 Les Paul Standard
Fender Road Worn Strat w/ Noiseless pickups
Marshall JCM 2000 401C
Marshall Vintage Modern 2266
Marshall 1960A cab (Dave Hill from Slade's old cab)
Ibanez TS9DX
EHX Little Big Muff
Freshman Acoustic
#40
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Thanks meng


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