Poll: Tans?
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72 13%
255 47%
Don't care
220 40%
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As in those fake tans you get in salons or sun tans. I prefer girls without. Orange girls....

EDIT: People don't seem to get me so let me put it this way, say you had a white or asian girlfriend who's pale. If she were to come up to you and ask "Should I get a tan?" or "Do you think I'd look better with a tan?" as in a salon or sun-tan, would you say "yes", "no", or something like "I don't care" or "If you want"? I'd say no because I hate tans and fortunately for me so does my girlfriend.
Last edited by sum_4T1 at Jul 30, 2009,
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just so long as it doesnt look like they're crispy like (really brown) i like the tan, i'm not for the pale ones
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Most people here don't know what girls are, tbh.

EDIT: As long as it isn't ORANGE, ugh.
Pale chicks are hawWwt.
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EDIT: Tbh, I couldn't care less whether she has a tan or not.
Last edited by coryklok at Jul 30, 2009,
Tan LINES. Yet another reason why I love my South American friend. I hate having hot friends
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Is anyone complaining that she isn't very tan?

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Tan LINES. Yet another reason why I love my South American friend. I hate having hot friends

ugh i hate tanlines.
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it just depends on the girl honestly. but usually with or without doesn't matter to me...
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Some girls look good, some don't.

If it's natural, it's even better.
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Without. I think tans are hideous. My girlfriend got a tan once, asked me for my honest opinion, and I gave it to her. She wouldn't talk to me for the rest of the week.
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Naturally tan. Not a fan of the orange ones.
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i like white. the darker they get, the less "delicate" they seem to me. delicate isn't the word i'm thinking of, but i think it's the closest thing to it...
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Last edited by vIsIbleNoIsE at Jul 30, 2009,
I generally go for pale skin (not unlike my own complexion), but it doesn't matter terribly - my girlfriend has a natural tan, and she's gorgeous - so long as it doesn't look fake. Fake tans are not only unpleasant and off-putting, but also very distracting. When I watch Suze Orman, all I can think about is how long it will be until she's diagnosed with melanoma.

EDIT: ^^ vIsIbLeNoIsE, I think 'petite' would be a good word for you.
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Last edited by Quintessence153 at Jul 30, 2009,
with, I can't stand white girls. It has to be natural though, no spray on fake stuff
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Any girl who looks like she's fake-baked in a cancer coffin for 20 years is not attractive.
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None of that fake n' bake, all natural tans ftw. If I wanted orange glow, I'd ask Billy Mays
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it just depends on the girl honestly. but usually with or without doesn't matter to me...

I used to not really care although both extremes are bad. Then my girlfriend got a free tanning package. I pre matured for weeks.
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