#1
yo does anyone else spit bars. heres a few of mine

yo iamreallycool and if your not you are a fool
i am the big man the new generation with complete devastation
you better be good or ill **** you right up right here right now

anyone wanna share theirs
#2
yo dawg thas kewl , i feelin u bro

...


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#4
corey your doin it wrong!

thas not how you spit bars brah


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#5
Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.
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#6
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Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.

You may have my internet, good sir.
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#8
Quote by rabidguitarist
Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.


#9
Yo, I started gagging when I read your rhymes
I've probably seen this thread about 500 times
I came to the Pit hoping to see something original
But instead I found something that's...unoriginal...


#11
My name is Tobysaurus and i live in the forest!
i enjoy drives in my car but sometimes i go too far!
and that's when i'm raped and the incident is taped!
and posted on a porn site which gives me a fright!
but in the end its good because i become popular in my hood!
and all the bitches want a piece of that Toby ass!

Am i doin' it right?
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I think I love you Tobysaurus!

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God damn, you've given me a boner Toby!
#12
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.
#13
Quote by rabidguitarist
Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.




Well played, good sir.
#16
Quote by IronBeard
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve.

Sometimes my rhymes are polite
Like "Thank you for dinner Ms. Wright
That was very delicious, good night."
Sometimes they're obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
#17
I'm not very good, but I'll give it a shot....


Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; **** it, what's been up? Man how's your daughter?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground **** that you did with Scam
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the **** you did with Ruckus too, that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Stan


Dear Slim, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's ****ED UP you don't answer fans
If you didn't wanna talk to me outside your concert
you didn't have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew
That's my little brother man, he's only six years old
We waited in the blistering cold for you,
four hours and you just said, "No."
That's pretty ****ty man - you're like his ****in idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein lied to
Remember when we met in Denver - you said if I'd write you
you would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I never knew my father neither;
he used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your songs
so when I have a ****ty day, I drift away and put 'em on
cause I don't really got **** else so that **** helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Slim, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growin up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Stan -- P.S.
We should be together too

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two letters;
I wrote the addresses on 'em perfect
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped +ALL+ of your pictures off the wall
I love you Slim, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Slim; {*screaming*} Shut up bitch! I'm tryin to talk!
Hey Slim, that's my girlfriend screamin in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh ****, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this **** out?
{*car tires squeal*} {*CRASH*}
.. {*brief silence*} .. {*LOUD splash*}


Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your girlfriend's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
and here's an autograph for your brother,
I wrote it on the Starter cap
I'm sorry I didn't see you at the show, I musta missed you
Don't think I did that **** intentionally just to diss you
But what's this **** you said about you like to cut your wrists too?
I say that **** just clownin dogg,
c'mon - how ****ed up is you?
You got some issues Stan, I think you need some counseling
to help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this **** about us meant to be together?
That type of ****'ll make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your girlfriend need each other
or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine
if you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Stan
why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy ****
I seen this one **** on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid
and in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his name was.. it was you
Damn!
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#18
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
yo does anyone else spit bars. heres a few of mine

yo iamreallycool and if your not you are a fool
i am the big man the new generation with complete devastation
you better be good or ill **** you right up right here right now

anyone wanna share theirs

Those bars are swag bruv.
NO ONE EVER READS MY POSTS.
Last edited by mr freezy at Jul 30, 2009,
#19
ok heres another im working on its not finished yet


theres a sign on the wall that says iamreallycool
but she wants to be sure
coz you know sometimes words have two meanings
in a tree by the brook
theres a songbird who sings
sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
oh it makes me wonder

keep em coming fellas
#20
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#21
Quote by crackerpleaz
Yo, I started gagging when I read your rhymes
I've probably seen this thread about 500 times
I came to the Pit hoping to see something original
But instead I found something that's...unoriginal...





A wizard of words true heart with his syntax
Don't flop yo easy-breezy-lemon-squeezy jive with his nick-knacks
He's tired - exhausted - worn out from repetition
You best think of something new lest he hump you in submission
Crackah... Puhleez!!
#22
Wassup bitch? I'm Kanye West
When it comes to pop music I'm the very best
**** Michael Jackson he's as good as dead
Now get on your knees and give me some head
#23
IAMREALLYCOOL
Tends to think he's really cool
But he is quite lame

Spittin' haiku's...?
Favorite bands at the moment:
1. Tool
2. Porcupine Tree
3. Between the Buried and Me
4. Queens of the Stone Age
5. Soundgarden
6. Pearl Jam
7. Buckethead
8. Green Day
#24
Quote by Darksucker
IAMREALLYCOOL
is an utter, total tool
your mom is a whore




This ends the thread for me

What is "Spittin' Bars" though?
#25
Quote by Ledbetter12340
IAMREALLYCOOL
Tends to think he's really cool
But he is quite lame

Spittin' haiku's...?


Beat you to it, brah.

Ledbetter haikus
but he's unoriginal
while he's feedin' trolls
#26
Quote by Darksucker
Beat you to it, brah.

Ledbetter haikus
but he's unoriginal
while he's feedin' trolls




Ow... my pride.
Favorite bands at the moment:
1. Tool
2. Porcupine Tree
3. Between the Buried and Me
4. Queens of the Stone Age
5. Soundgarden
6. Pearl Jam
7. Buckethead
8. Green Day
Last edited by Ledbetter12340 at Jul 30, 2009,
#27
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
ok heres another im working on its not finished yet


theres a sign on the wall that says iamreallycool
but she wants to be sure
coz you know sometimes words have two meanings
in a tree by the brook
theres a songbird who sings
sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
oh it makes me wonder

keep em coming fellas


You will burn alive for such heresy!
I am
Immortal

I have inside me

#28
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
ok heres another im working on its not finished yet


theres a sign on the wall that says iamreallycool
but she wants to be sure
coz you know sometimes words have two meanings
in a tree by the brook
theres a songbird who sings
sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
oh it makes me wonder

keep em coming fellas

You know I think someone beat you to it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81eSIwsLcWg

Some people called Led Zeppelin did it. You might not have heard of them though, they aren't that big
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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#29
Yo yo I spit ze bars
Faster than people drive their cars
And it doesn't matter who they 'ares'
Because I always spit ze best bars.
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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#31
I am a squirrel I like to feast on nuts
you should see me slamming all those squirrel sluts
I scuttle up trees and I have a furry tail
I'm a living, breathing mammal so you'll bet I exhale...

Yeah, I'm just gonna stop trying.
#32
Quote by rabidguitarist
Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.



this is pure winrar
#33
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
achilli they didnt
they are performing a cover of mine

In which case I am with UnintendedBliss what with the burning and blasphemy and what not
WARUM TUT ES WEH, WENN ICH PINKLE?!
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."


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Disregard that,i suck cocks.
Last edited by Vendetta16 at Jul 30, 2009,
#34
Quote by rabidguitarist
Your username leads me to believe you have an insecure personality,
Someone with more confidence on the web than in actual reality,
Your grammar is appalling and your rhymes cliched and crass,
So hold the microphone for me while I report your ugly ass.

well that was fooking amazing!
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#35
Now this is a story all about how,
My life got flipped turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
#36
This thread=wannabe rappers (is there such a thing?)
Try to make out their own witty rhymes and flings
When they're just spittin' stupid bars
Makin' fun of TS real hard, yo.

Doo doot doo dooo, doo. Dun Dun Daa!
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#37
Im better than Cobain_Is_King

I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
(AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the
ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Above the Law cuz I don't agree wit police either (****, me neither)
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
(He's insane) No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find a decent vain
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin to me
From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a
avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt
[interlude]
*phone rings*
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who burned your house down (oh)
Well I'm out now (****), and this time I'm comin back to blow your
house up
And I ain't gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel