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It took over a month, bickering and signing papers, but my wife is now my ex wife

(thankfully i got the house with my massive garage, and sole custody of my two year old daughter....and i wasn't even the one who wanted the divorce)

anyways, i guess this means i'm back on the dating scene, and i was just wondering, when i go out for my dates, should i pull the caring father card and bring my daughter with me, or should i just hire a babysitter?
#3
Bring her with.
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#4
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Have your daughter invite over friends, and do some window shopping at home (if your daughter is over 18)


sole custody of my two year old daughter


Why don't you take a seat over there. Right over there.
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#5
Sorry to hear about the divorce. Well, just be honest and say that you have a kid if anyone asks.
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#6
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With boys it's like "here's an incredibly complex sport to learn with sophisticated rules and various interdependent roles to play in a social unit."

For girls it's like "here's Barbie...you're fat!"
#8
your quickness to have sex with other people leads me to believe that you're not too broken up about it...

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#9
cool story bro.
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#13
i agree with sowrongitsmatt, because my name is matt.
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#14
Don't use your daughter man. Thats messed up. But it's great that you got the house and your daughter.
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#16
what you can do is bring your daughter to the park to meet other single moms like in sitcoms
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#17
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I won't be your new wife, but will have sex with you if you tell me you love me.


This.
#18
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I won't be your new wife, but will have sex with you if you tell me you love me.


you have made me laugh thats 1 less hate point.
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#19
i wouldnt bring her along but do not keep her under wraps. btw, what is with the eagerness to get back on the dating scene?
#20
Honestly, it depends what kinda woman you're on a date with.

everybody has a different opinion, especially women. Lol
if you think you should, do it.
if you think you shouldn't, drop her off at the McDonalds FunHouse.
#21
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you have made me laugh thats 1 less hate point.


So your still a stuck up prick.

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#22
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your quickness to have sex with other people leads me to believe that you're not too broken up about it...


He's 20, it doesn't seem to have been as serious as it could have been.
#23
btw, TS, don't ya think it's time to change the text under your user name right about now?
#24
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So your still a stuck up prick.

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f*ck you and your Punky ass friends with your jonas brothers and crap
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#25
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btw, TS, don't ya think it's time to change the text under your user name right about now?

oh yea, good point

i`ve been too busy making an eharmony account...
#26
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f*ck you and your Punky ass friends with your jonas brothers and crap


I've never even talked about my friends on UG before. So I have no idea what you are going on about.

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#27
Dude, what's with the rush to get back out there? You should just enjoy your massive garage without anyone nagging you to clear it out

EDIT: Your new user title makes me fear for the safety of your daughter
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#28
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I've never even talked about my friends on UG before. So I have no idea what you are going on about.

JacobTheEdit: TS, make your user title have my name in it. I'll love you forever.


lies you said you and your friends watched the jonas brothers 3d concert by choice
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#29
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lies you said you and your friends watched the jonas brothers 3d concert by choice


Yes, we have. We enjoyed it. That isn't really talking about my friends though.

Oh and Jonas Brothers ARE NOT in the smallest way punk.
#30
You should eat the kid, that way you won't need to hire a baby sitter, and you'll still be a loving father because her memory lives on in your heart or some bull liek that.
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#31
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Dude, what's with the rush to get back out there? You should just enjoy your massive garage without anyone nagging you to clear it out

EDIT: Your new user title makes me fear for the safety of your daughter


same here, bro. same here.


can i give you some GOOD advice for getting a wife and keeping her?

GET AWAY FROM THE PIT!!!!
I MEAN IT!!!!
It's not good for your dating life at ALL!

...well ...unless you meet her on here ...and that's a little weird, to be honest. Lol
#32
Dont take the kid the first couple times. But reference her, and let the lady meet her after a couple dates.
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#33
wheres all the women of UG? i`d like to get their opinions on this.

and no Jacob, I don`t mean you
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#34
Quote by JacobTheMe
Yes, we have. We enjoyed it. That isn't really talking about my friends though.

Oh and Jonas Brothers ARE NOT in the smallest way punk.


your also a dumbass now because i didnt call the jonas brothers punk i called you a punk.
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#35
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It took over a month, bickering and signing papers, but my wife is now my ex wife

(thankfully i got the house with my massive garage, and sole custody of my two year old daughter....and i wasn't even the one who wanted the divorce)

anyways, i guess this means i'm back on the dating scene, and i was just wondering, when i go out for my dates, should i pull the caring father card and bring my daughter with me, or should i just hire a babysitter?


Grats on getting your kid. In Illinois my english teacher (and good friend) in highschool got divorced from his wife. The state would not give him his children, pretty much because he was male.
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#36
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Grats on getting your kid. In Illinois my english teacher (and good friend) in highschool got divorced from his wife. The state would not give him his children, pretty much because he was male.

yea, i honestly don't know much about divorce law up here in canada, but i think the reason why i got custody of my daughter was because i have a stable job and am not resorting to alcohol to solve my problems, in which my ex demonstrated so well when she showed up drunk for the prelim hearing
#37
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wheres all the women of UG? i`d like to get their opinions on this.

and no Jacob, I don`t mean you


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#38
go to the supermarket with her, or single parent meetings
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#39
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yea, i honestly don't know much about divorce law up here in canada, but i think the reason why i got custody of my daughter was because i have a stable job and am not resorting to alcohol to solve my problems, in which my ex demonstrated so well when she showed up drunk for the prelim hearing


sorry, don't mean to laugh, but that's not a good way to win in court. Show up drunk. Lol

they should allow cameras in courtrooms.
#40
Quote by JacobTheMe
*ignores Wattsy to avoid being a spammer*

But im pretty aren't I?

You told me I was!


you ignore me because you have nothing to say to that.

you whine like a women, and have generically the same taste as a 12 year old girl so why wouldnt you take his opinoin
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8/7/09 man, the pear broke loose.

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Rule #2 - The Boss is always right
Rule #3 - When the boss is wrong see rule #2
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