#1
Hey, Pit.

I was in Brighton today with my family. They've [read: My Mother] never been before, and I thought I'd go too and check out the guitar shop - but that's something I didn't get to do as we couldn't park. And it rained.

Anyway, as we all know, Brighton is a gay 'capital'. So, I was a bit uneasy going [I just find it a tad uncomfortable, but I have nothing against anyone].

So knowing this is a 'capital', I may have been paranoid [as in assuming everything there is gay], especially with the rainbow flags everywhere.

To the point:
I was walking in the town, and I saw a bin. It had some holes at the top, one labelled "Butts" and one labelled "Cum".

Butts? Cum?

WTF?!
What's going on? What on Earth are the bins for?
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Last edited by Simsimius at Jul 30, 2009,
#3
Man I love Brighton...Oh hey there OP you're a fine young man


EDIT: For the record it's for Gum and Cigarette butts. However I think a very clever individual has rubbed out the cross on the 'G'.
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#4
"butts" probably meant cigarette butts.
maybe someone added "cum" as a joke?
#5
butts are probably for cigarettes, i guess, but "cum" i have no idea about.....

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#6
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"butts" probably meant cigarette butts.
maybe someone added "cum" as a joke?


Written in the exact same why. Same font, same colour, etc.
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#8
You should've stuck your hand in both.
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#9
Butts are for *** ends (when you've finished your *** and you are just left with the filter), and cum, I guess must be for the stuff that comes out of the end of your penis when you stroke it?
#11
I thought every one collected their cum and put it in the local cum buckets....


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#12
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i think cum was meant to say Gum

at my school, there are signs that say "DECK SLIPPERY WHEN WET".
someone scratched off parts of the "E" so that it says "DICK SLIPPERY WHEN WET".
#13
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Butts = Cigarette ends

Cum = well ermm... ask your mother




I know what cum is.
But why written on a bin?

Brighton must have had some problems before those bins were there.
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#14
Where was the bin...? I'd assume it was a joke by someone!

That said, brighton is awesome, and I live there most of the time. Uni ftw.
That guitar shop is Satan! Spent so much student loan there...

And no, it's not quite as bad as the reputation suggests! Unless you happen to go into R-Bar, Audio, Legends or (especially) Revenge.

EDIT: Above are the "real" gay-bars/clubs in brighton, all on one road by the sea front.

And, for reference, I am in fact, straight.
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#15
Explain again why you felt uneasy. Do you think just because they're gay, they'll find every single male they see attractive? Not only that, did you expect to get raped or something?
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#16
who cares if its gay it redeems itself with GAK
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#18
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Explain again why you felt uneasy. Do you think just because they're gay, they'll find every single male they see attractive? Not only that, did you expect to get raped or something?


Yeah that.

Seriously, I don't have women come up to me interested, so it would kind of be adding insult to injury.
I have nothing against them though, I even have family who are.
It's just me being crazy, I assume tons of things.
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Last edited by Simsimius at Jul 30, 2009,
#20
Quote by Simsimius


I know what cum is.
But why written on a bin?

Brighton must have had some problems before those bins were there.

that would probably explain the low property prices in the area
#21
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that would probably explain the low property prices in the area




Not wanting to offend, but I have the answer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTeB4KeeaQg
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- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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#24
This is a depressing day for my penis.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.