#2


The noise which my neighbours possibly mistook for a dog in the apartment is just the looping tape I have of dogs barking which I play at high volume while I am at work to deter potential burglars from breaking in and stealing my tupperware. I need it to keep food fresh.


Priceless.
#3
tl;dr.. hate putting it, but seriously, a summary?

EDIT: oh, I do remember this
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#4
Very old, brah.
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#6
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Here's the article. It's about a month old, but I don't remember anyone posting this on the Pit before. This guy is worthy of our worship.



It was posted AT LEAST twice.

Also, learn to not be a media tool.
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#9
This guy is brilliant

'.I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back.

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He went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those factories that provide a community service by employing people with down syndrome to lick stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously. '



oh my
#10


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#11
This man is my hero!

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#12
this man deserves a llama
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#13
Once I ate leftover chinese that had been kept in an unsealed container and I experienced complete awareness.


best part
#14


This dude is amazing.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#15
Haha thats great
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#16
comedic gold
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