#1
If we are what we eat
then I'm fast and cheap.
But I'm not a woman of the street.
I'm the sugarbeet of the elite
as strong as reinforced concrete
I'm memorable and discreet
As cold as ice-cream
and just as sweet.

I know the flow is awful but this is just supposed to be funny. I regret posting this already
#2
If we all would be the same
there would be no shame
but we all arent same
so this text is really lame.

another absolutely bull****ly nonsens thingy
according to that aliens have abducted me and they took my brain for further experiments.
No SignAtUrE
(for now)