Poll: Was Jesus real?
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View poll results: Was Jesus real?
Jesus is real, But not christ
36 37%
Jesus Is real, and is christ
27 28%
I dont know/care
23 23%
Jesus Was not real
12 12%
Voters: 98.
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#1
Well, me and my friend are having a discussion, and we're just wondering if the pit is christian, so I pose to you the question...


Do you think Jesus is real?


Post what you think and, remember, this is a light hearted thing
#2
Not any more
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well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#3
Well, this has never come up in The Pit.
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Well, this has never come up in The Pit.


Is that sarcasm?
#7
For some reason, i laughed at the title

I think, maybe he was a real person, but just over-rated, and a liar?
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#9
Jesus was, in fact, a real guy. He wasn't the "son of God", though.
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#10
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For some reason, i laughed at the title

I think, maybe he was a real person, but just over-rated, and a liar?


^I agree
#11
There is no evidence to suggest he is real. Therefore he is unreal until proven otherwise.
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#12
Yup, he was pretty magical too.

Dead serious.

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There is no evidence to suggest he is real. Therefore he is unreal until proven otherwise.





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Four different accounts from four different people from four different areas of the world?

Plus all of the other people who's works are in the New Testament?

Plus a Roman census?

Considering one source is enough for most people today, I think you're retarded.
Last edited by Grindar at Jul 30, 2009,
#14
hell yeah dude, jesus rosales lives down the street from me. hes my homie.
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#15
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There is no evidence to suggest he is real. Therefore he is unreal until proven otherwise.

Except for Roman documents and shit?
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#16
Glen Benton ravaged his ass in prison.

EDIT: Actually, Bob Sapp did

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#18
NEver was and never will.
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#19
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Jesus was, in fact, a real guy. He wasn't the "son of God", though.

What he said
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#20
well you can decide if he was son of God or not but there is historical proof that he was actually a real person so
#21
1. Can of worms.
2. We shouldn't be spending time that should be spent doing more important things arguing over whether an ancient Jewish guy who looked like a hippie was real or not.
3. Yes I am.
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#22
There's no actual historical records for the existence of Jesus (save one, that mentions followers of 'Christos'), so no probably not.

Edit: also, religion thread no?
#23
dudes dead whats it matter?

i voted i dont know/care.

because none of us do/could know. and i dont fall into that religion any way.


*leaves religious thread*
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#24
Was Jesus real? Yes. Does he still live? No. Is he actually the son of God? Depends on whether you are religious or not.
#25
Telling you guys, if David Blaine had lived a few thousand years ago, noone would have cared about jesus. It would be "Blainism" all over.
#27
Very likely Jesus was simply a rather bright individual in the era.
Very unlikely did he have godly or religious powers.
#29
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#30
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Is that sarcasm?

Sarcasm? In the Pit? Never.
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Jesus was, in fact, a real guy.

Does anyone have anything to cite on this? I see it claimed all the damn time, but no one ever seems to be able to back it up.
#31
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There's no actual historical records for the existence of Jesus (save one, that mentions followers of 'Christos'), so no probably not.

Edit: also, religion thread no?


The four gospels are completely historical, and that's four rather large accounts documenting his existence.

Edit:

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Sarcasm? In the Pit? Never.

Does anyone have anything to cite on this? I see it claimed all the damn time, but no one ever seems to be able to back it up.


The entire New Testament. Don't throw it off because it's the Bible, but it's numerous different works by different people from different places who had never heard of eachother.

If it wasn't compiled into one book, it would be more recognized as evidence.

That, and the "Christus" census.
Last edited by Grindar at Jul 30, 2009,
#32
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well you can decide if he was son of God or not but there is historical proof that he was actually a real person so

/thread
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#33
No it's some stupid ****ing mythical creature that people like to pretend exists.


Adults with imaginary friends are funny
#34
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#35
I think that He existed; although he was probably just some loony cleric; not the son of some non-existant stupid beardy man.
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He was kick ass.

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#37
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Yup, he was pretty magical too.

Dead serious.





Four different accounts from four different people from four different areas of the world?

Plus all of the other people who's works are in the New Testament?

Plus a Roman census?

Considering one source is enough for most people today, I think you're retarded.


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#38
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Is that sarcasm?

allow me to get my sarcasm detector


by god its set new records
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#39
Jesus didn't actually fulfill the prophecies laid down in the old testament as requirements to be Messiah


The bible. Yeah that's an unbiased source
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#40
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Four different accounts from four different people from four different areas of the world?


aight, i wont pretend I know shiit about the bible, cos, I dont.

But, back in jesus' day, Im pretty sure he didnt do world tours, cruisin in his tourbus and private learjet. How are there accounts in different parts of the world?


I know one fact about the bible... that it was written hundreds of years after his death, and that, in time, facts and figures get distorted, as well as complete bull**** getting thrown in for good measure. You wouldnt read a newspaper that was written hundreds of years late as it wouldnt be very factual... same as i wouldnt take a book to be "factual".


im runnin ma mouth and talkin **** but im hoping that makes a bit of sense :S
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