#2
A source told the site, "Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt."

i Lol'd
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A source told the site, "Mel approached the guy who tried to take his picture and ripped his shirt."

i Lol'd

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#5
This reminds me of a time Sylvester Stallone's bodyguard threatened my Great Uncle in a nightclub with a knife once...
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This reminds me of a time Sylvester Stallone's bodyguard threatened my Great Uncle in a nightclub with a knife once...


O_O
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Ah, Mel. I remember - you and me, Road Warrior, yeah that was the ****, wasn't it, man. Then Braveheart, oh we had some good times then alright. And then, you decided you wanted to play and direct Jesus being tortured and crucified in a suck-ass movie and then you got pulled over for drinking and anti-semitism, and now this? I don't know you anymore, man...
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O_O

Yeah, it's a cool story actually...
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Ah, Mel. I remember - you and me, Road Warrior, yeah that was the ****, wasn't it, man. Then Braveheart, oh we had some good times then alright. And then, you decided you wanted to play and direct Jesus being tortured and crucified in a suck-ass movie and then you got pulled over for drinking and anti-semitism, and now this? I don't know you anymore, man...
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details please

Oh alright... Sorry for thread hijack.

'Twas on the set of Rambo 2. My uncle plays the guy in the prison scene with the tarantula crawling on him. Now, my uncle's parents were both Italian, and I think he lived in Italy/Mexico for a while, but anyway, Rambo 2 was filmed in Mexico.

My uncle met Stallone in the make-up place and Stallone (who, apparently, is a massive asshole) made some comment about his ethnicity or something, and my uncle gets pissed off and starts yelling at Stallone in Italian, to which he said some thing about him not speaking "the lingo", which is funny because he's supposed to be the Italian Stallion.

Later, everyone was at a night club (my uncle did not feel embarrased to tell me that despite not being able to brush his teeth or bathe to make his small contribution to the film better, he never got so much poon thrown at him) and my uncle goes to the bathroom. One of Stallone's body guards walks in and holds a knife to my uncle John's throat saying some thing like "The boss doesn't want you around here", to which my Uncle, with balls of steel (he was in the army a while) says that he should go ahead, because he was a gringo, and uncle John wasn't, and they were in Mexico, and he'd like to see how well that went.

Needless to say the guy pussed out. Later my uncle, who was friends with the guy that owned the place tells him what just happened to him, and the owner instantly kicks Stallone out, to much applause and "**** your mother, carrone!"s.
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He didn't play Jesus. James Caviezel did.


Wow. My point stands, however.
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Oh alright... Sorry for thread hijack.

'Twas on the set of Rambo 2. My uncle plays the guy in the prison scene with the tarantula crawling on him. Now, my uncle's parents were both Italian, and I think he lived in Italy/Mexico for a while, but anyway, Rambo 2 was filmed in Mexico.

My uncle met Stallone in the make-up place and Stallone (who, apparently, is a massive asshole) made some comment about his ethnicity or something, and my uncle gets pissed off and starts yelling at Stallone in Italian, to which he said some thing about him not speaking "the lingo", which is funny because he's supposed to be the Italian Stallion.

Later, everyone was at a night club (my uncle did not feel embarrased to tell me that despite not being able to brush his teeth or bathe to make his small contribution to the film better, he never got so much poon thrown at him) and my uncle goes to the bathroom. One of Stallone's body guards walks in and holds a knife to my uncle John's throat saying some thing like "The boss doesn't want you around here", to which my Uncle, with balls of steel (he was in the army a while) says that he should go ahead, because he was a gringo, and uncle John wasn't, and they were in Mexico, and he'd like to see how well that went.

Needless to say the guy pussed out. Later my uncle, who was friends with the guy that owned the place tells him what just happened to him, and the owner instantly kicks Stallone out, to much applause and "**** your mother, carrone!"s.


yeah your uncle told me that story when we went on the trip to the moon
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Oh that's why he played Brave heart so well....
He's a savage by nature!
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yeah your uncle told me that story when we went on the trip to the moon

You don't know him. He wouldn't lie about that ****.

Exaggerate a few details, maybe... It's a cool story, nonetheless.
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Oskana is pregnant with Gibson's child.


How is that at all relevant...
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