#1
Okay so it all began when my evil brother had to take a massive **** this morning. It apparently clogged the toilet. So when I had to answer Nature's Call, I was unaware of this. I looked in the toilet and saw some excess number 2, so I flushed it down, took a seat, and started doing my buisness. Suddenly, I realized my wang was in my own **** water. The toilet was overflowing so I called my brother (Bubba) and we started cleaning up. Words will never describe the horror of wiping up your own overflowing ****. When we finally finished, our mom came home and we informed her about our situation. Of course she blew her stack, but by now we were kinda used to it. So she looks at the still clogged, yet not overflowing toilet, and thought that the water reseded enough, so she flushes it, and it overflows again. This time it was even worse, but there was less **** in the water. After we cleaned that mess up, we put all the **** water towels in the washing machine, but then the washing machine broke down, so mom got super pissed off, yelling at us about how we should know how to use a washer and all. Bubba started getting supersticious saying that the ominous looking Elvis picture left to us in this house was bad luck. After unloading the washer, then retrying several times, we gave up, and I took a nap. When I woke up, Dad just arrived, brought the plunger and saved the day.
#3
lol. sh*itty pun. lol
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I lold like 5 times....
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#9
Well at least you didn't have explosive diarrhea.
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#12
Oh crap, that sounds like one shitty story. I hope you didn't curl up in the fecal position. You better wash your hands of this before people start giving you shit for it.


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#14
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Sounds like a shítty situation!




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#17
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#19
The father's always there to save the day. That's why I usually don't even touch the toilet after this kind of things happen.
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#20
August 9, 1945.
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2^ What the flying fuck


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#22
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You live in the southeastern U.S. dont you?


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#23
what a load of ****


no srsly GTFO
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#24
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You live in the southeastern U.S. dont you?


Yeah, I do. What is that supposed to mean?
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11/28/09
#25
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Yeah, I do. What is that supposed to mean?


It means your parents are probably siblings.
#26
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Okay so it all began when my evil brother had to take a massive **** this morning. It apparently clogged the toilet. So when I had to answer Nature's Call, I was unaware of this. I looked in the toilet and saw some excess number 2, so I flushed it down, took a seat, and started doing my buisness. Suddenly, I realized my wang was in my own **** water. The toilet was overflowing so I called my brother (Bubba) and we started cleaning up. Words will never describe the horror of wiping up your own overflowing ****. When we finally finished, our mom came home and we informed her about our situation. Of course she blew her stack, but by now we were kinda used to it. So she looks at the still clogged, yet not overflowing toilet, and thought that the water reseded enough, so she flushes it, and it overflows again. This time it was even worse, but there was less **** in the water. After we cleaned that mess up, we put all the **** water towels in the washing machine, but then the washing machine broke down, so mom got super pissed off, yelling at us about how we should know how to use a washer and all. Bubba started getting supersticious saying that the ominous looking Elvis picture left to us in this house was bad luck. After unloading the washer, then retrying several times, we gave up, and I took a nap. When I woke up, Dad just arrived, brought the plunger and saved the day.



LOL funny story homie..... but on the contrary to connect with this story, this too had happend to me .... twice.. though there was not **** in the water it was still very unpleasent
#27
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It means your parents are probably siblings.


My parents aren't siblings. My mom's great grandparents are immigrants from Italy. There is no way possible.


WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!
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11/28/09
#28
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My parents aren't siblings. My mom's great grandparents are immigrants from Italy. There is no way possible.


WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!


He...he died in a kitchen fire when I was 4...
#29
I liked the part where your wang was touching the dirty water. It was quite a visual image.
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#30
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My parents aren't siblings. My mom's great grandparents are immigrants from Italy. There is no way possible.


WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!


not forcing us to burn pokemon games unlike yours, hick.
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Almost the exact same thing happened to me except I didn't die .

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2^ What the flying fuck


pack your bags, move to the city.
#32
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He...he died in a kitchen fire when I was 4...

I'm so sorry. I... I didn't know.


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not forcing us to burn pokemon games unlike yours, hick.


Have a nice hearty fuck you.
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11/28/09
#34
Try living with 8 people.

Especially after a night of drinking.
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