i just bought a new gretch white falcon i no longer required my les paul. i was going to sell it but then i realized that there was nothing i needed except for a good laugh. so i decided not to sell it but instead to offer it as a prize for this competition. the person that amuses me the most will win. i will send this person my guitar via courier. free of charge. no strings attached, no gimmicks.

the rules are.
pictures, jokes and stories only

brand: gibson
model: les paul standard
pickups: fender custom-shop

i am a duck wearing wearing a hat....
This is sad. I'm not funny enough to win the internet contest.

I'm also not dumb enough to try.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
... Do you ship to Japan??
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio. Supplied amazing music to both me and my mother.

He will be missed.
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!