#1
So Pit, what are the funniest comments you've seen on Youtube?

Mine would have to be (that I can think of right now):

ummm, that was a douche thing to say. a really douchey thing, i mean, probably the 3rd doucheist thing ive heard said over the internet. you are a douche. its not a bad thing to be though, alot of douche bags have grown to be very succesful, like murderface, and stalin. douche


in response to:

murderface is an asshole
#4
This:


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#5
"UG ftw" is ALWAYS HILARIOUS
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#6
Some youtube comments are really funny.

I don't think this should get closed.
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#7
comment: there are no words for this its so great
reply: if there are no words shut the **** up
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#8
Hoogieboogieland comments are epic
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#9
I am 12 and what is this?

That took long enough to be said.
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#10
I saw a band do a cover, and they did well, but the singer didn't know the song and kept messing up. and one comment stood out and I will never forget:

"Your singer makes me hate music"
#11
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Theres a reason for that genius
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#13
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#14
Someone wrote nigga on thegamingguitarist's "How to get AWESOME SUSTAIN from my guitar" video, he replied:

"Why did you call me the N word? I'm not even african american. You must be racist. Get out of here you racist prick."
#15
User 1: Penis.
User 2: I agree, Penis.
User 3: Penis?
User 2: Yep, Penis.

It's on one of those vids, dramatic readings of youtube comments.
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#18
I got in an argument with a White Supremacist once on YouTube, but it was on his video (affectionatly titled "How To Kill A Nigger") so he deleted it.
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#19
My dad was looking at a video and he said these guyswere arguing over something stupid, and sombody said that even if you win an argument on youtube its like winning in the special olumpics your still a retard no matter what
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#20
I'm watching The Exorcist on YouTube right now and I saw this comment:

That bitch isnt possessed. Shes PMS-ing. I have three sisters and those crazy bitches all acted like that once a month when we were growing up. Pissing on the floor, cussing, predicting people's deaths, levitating, etc.

Lol'ed loudly.

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#22
THere was a video about S.A's vuvuzela trumpets (blown at soccer matches). I hate them and so do a looooot of people. Some person said something like this (cant remember it word for word):

Man, I dont get why South Africa got the world cup. They dont even play soccer properly. All they do is go to the stadium and blow their huge yellow coc*s.

(that being the vuvuzela).
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#23
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I'm watching The Exorcist on YouTube right now and I saw this comment:

That bitch isnt possessed. Shes PMS-ing. I have three sisters and those crazy bitches all acted like that once a month when we were growing up. Pissing on the floor, cussing, predicting people's deaths, levitating, etc.

Lol'ed loudly.

this is the funniest
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Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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