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#3
*insert joke about my huge penis here*
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#4
*cocks gun*

*points it to head*

I agree, it's highly annoying.
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#5
rob pattinson has the most played song on my girlfriends ipod...

has anyone heard his music?
it's honestly musically retarded.

he tries so hard to be like jack johnson or eddie vedder, but it falls so far short, and it really is what i would call musically retarded. i dont mean for that to be an attack on him personally, but he clearly doesnt know how to write music properly...
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#6
Girls screaming too much can indeed be annoying

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*insert joke about my huge penis here*


Since you lack one, I refuse.
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I don't do things small


Except children.
#7
Because Edvard Munch did so.

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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#8
its so he can figure out which ones of them don't have a penis
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I must say, i love it!
#10
What do you expect from a bunch of Jonas Brother and Twilight fans?

I think it would be funny to see a video of Megan Fox somewhere public, and a bunch of guys just going AAAAARGH! really loud.
#12
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Girls screaming too much can indeed be annoying


Since you lack one, I refuse.


how did you know?
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


Quote by Cb4rabid
Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#14
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But deep inside, we all wish we had all that female attention everytime we walked out of our homes.


true that
#15
If I was him, I'd bang every one of them right then and there.
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#17
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how did you know?



I live under your bed, remember?
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'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#18
Quote by instagata0
rob pattinson has the most played song on my girlfriends ipod...

has anyone heard his music?
it's honestly musically retarded.

he tries so hard to be like jack johnson or eddie vedder, but it falls so far short, and it really is what i would call musically retarded. i dont mean for that to be an attack on him personally, but he clearly doesnt know how to write music properly...

Eh, I google one of his songs and his voice could be ok if he didn't slur/mumble so excessively.
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#19
Chicks scream to attract a mate. When you sneak up on them at night, it makes them uber-horny, hence the shrill scream. I get laid a lot.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
#20
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I think it would be funny to see a video of Megan Fox somewhere public, and a bunch of guys just going AAAAARGH! really loud.





i'm picturing greek-lifers.
#22
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I live under your bed, remember?


you should come up top and visit sometime
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#23
Quote by IcePh0enix
I think it would be funny to see a video of Megan Fox somewhere public, and a bunch of guys just going AAAAARGH! really loud.


That would be AMAZING!!
#24
Quote by metaldud536
But deep inside, we all wish we had all that female attention everytime we walked out of our homes.

Female attention, i can understand.
But that female attention?
Boy, you must be one desperate sonuvabitch.
#25
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you should come up top and visit sometime



Remember that you felt a bit sore in the backside last saturday?
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#26
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Female attention, i can understand.
But that female attention?
Boy, you must be one desperate sonuvabitch.

I said, DEEP INSIDE. You must look DEEP! I shall not reveal my horniness to the likes of you inferior beings!
#27
Quote by IcePh0enix
What do you expect from a bunch of Jonas Brother and Twilight fans?

I think it would be funny to see a video of Megan Fox somewhere public, and a bunch of guys just going AAAAARGH! really loud.

I'm pretty sure that they would call that assault.

Double standards FTF.
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#28
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Remember that you felt a bit sore in the backside last saturday?


I thought that was the gerbil again
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#29
we don't all do it.
just the retarded ones (aka twilight fans)
which is unfortunately a large portion of the female population.

fear not, the world still has hope.
#30
Speaking for myself... I don't. (btw I didn't actually watch it, I couldn't be stuffed)

For those of you who say 'Oh, it's so annoying' - every guy I've seen goes for the screaming girl. Maybe you guys feel it's the perfect opportunity to show off your 'manliness' and 'bravery' when she's obviously scared?

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Chicks scream to attract a mate. When you sneak up on them at night, it makes them uber-horny, hence the shrill scream. I get laid a lot.

You sure that ain't just rape?
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#31
Quote by metaldud536
I said, DEEP INSIDE. You must look DEEP



I just read that and I visualized a guy shoving his head you know where


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I thought that was the gerbil again


maaaayybbeee
Quote by Demonikk
'Practice amp' = amp you practice with? In my case, Peavey 6505+ and 4x12
I don't do things small


Except children.
#33
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Because Edvard Munch did so.


hehe... cool painting. i love it
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Hate me because I am sleeping with your boyfriend.
#34
Quote by miss_muso~
You sure that ain't just rape?


No...

...?

I mean yes.

Side Note - rape is assuming I am not a willing participant. I assure you this is not the case.
Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit.
Last edited by Blow Me at Jul 31, 2009,
#35
i'm a girl but i never screamed.
i find it annoying too...
maybe most girls are so hyper and fanatics that's why they do it
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

Hate me because I am sleeping with your boyfriend.
#36
i think Robert pattison is hot....but i wouldnt scream like a tw*t if i saw him in the street!! dont generalise to all girls here!!
#37
Porsche31
Finally, another girl who doesn't scream at the slightest thing.
He likes Keats but she's into Yeats - it's a matter of Romance

E-Mistress to UG's Finest Gentleman


Come away, oh human child,
To the waters and the wild
With a fairy hand in hand;
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
#38
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i think Robert pattison is hot....but i wouldnt scream like a tw*t if i saw him in the street!! dont generalise to all girls here!!


I think he looks like
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Fuck you I'm trying to be caring and shit


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Okay guys, I have a confession to make. Not really a confession since it's something that's been bugging me for awhile but I've always been in denial about it.

**** you gilly, it's not what you think
#40
I don't think he's hot anymore. He used to be, when he was in Harry Potter and still bathed.
The name's Charlie!


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