#1
aka cutting the grass, going to brazil, cutting the crop, and so on...

ok pit so i just shaved my man parts to win a 20 dollar bet. anyone else here shave the stuff regularly? should i have asked for more money? ladies of UG, is it a turn on or off? am i too drunk to care? these are the money questions
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#3
Been doing mine since I was 15.
Used scissors to 'trim' first time and it hurt like hell when the hairs starting growing back, seriously, constant stinging. After the third or fourth time it was fine, I now have a wee personal trimmer thing I got for Xmas that I use for it
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#4
I tidy that ****- remove flyaway hairs and shave the bits that out to be shaved, but I don't go full skin'ed.
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#5
I don't shave it - it sucks when it grows back. I just trim it down to fuzz and I haven't heard a complaint. I just thank God everyday that it's not red - that would make it very hard for me to get laid.
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that's the easiest bet to win ever
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#7
Nah, never shaved the jungle.

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#9
I've been shaving for a while now and when it grows back it doesn't really bother me.
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that's the easiest bet to win ever


ha yeah well thats why i did it. still i was a bit hesitant at first because it came up in conversation and i had said its not really something i had wanted to do. but eh, too late now
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thats what i tell my pubes.




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#13
its good to cut it down atleast a little. the ladies dont wanna be flossing their teeth.
#14
First few times are painful when the hairs start growing back, but afterwards it's fine.

I got an arrow pointing to my junk right now, it's pretty damn impressive.
#16
i think the pit will agree when i say when you get a pube stuck in for foreskin its time for a shave
well it is for me
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#17
The only thing I shave is my face and head. I trim my pubic hair.
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First few times are painful when the hairs start growing back, but afterwards it's fine.

I got an arrow pointing to my junk right now, it's pretty damn impressive.

i made a mohawk with mine a month ago.



i sent my frient a pic of it (girl) and she was just like... "Okay... ...? "
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Been doing mine since I was 15.
Used scissors to 'trim' first time and it hurt like hell when the hairs starting growing back, seriously, constant stinging. After the third or fourth time it was fine, I now have a wee personal trimmer thing I got for Xmas that I use for it

did you ask for it from someone?
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#20
Eh, I trim it up every couple of weeks, just to keep it managabale(sp?). I hate having excess hair down there, it just doesn't sit right with me, especially if I'm not the only one that goes down there.
#22
Sometimes I trim, sometimes I shave.

Feels LIKE A THOUSAND FLAMING ARROWS man.
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#23
Damn, son, I hope you shaved WITH the grain and not against it or you're gonna be one itchy, pimply, ingrown hair-covered mother****er when it comes to the pubic regions.
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did you ask for it from someone?

No

When I got I was was like 'personal trimmer?'
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#25
When I had a GF I shaved them. Now that I'm single, I can see monkey populating my rain forest.
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Damn, son, I hope you shaved WITH the grain and not against it or you're gonna be one itchy, pimply, ingrown hair-covered mother****er when it comes to the pubic regions.

so THAT's what i always do wrong!


ingrown hairs are a bitch.
#27
never shaved or trimmed mine and the missus hasn't complained so they can stay.
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Damn, son, I hope you shaved WITH the grain and not against it or you're gonna be one itchy, pimply, ingrown hair-covered mother****er when it comes to the pubic regions.

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Damn, son, I hope you shaved WITH the grain and not against it or you're gonna be one itchy, pimply, ingrown hair-covered mother****er when it comes to the pubic regions.


+1

Don't ever do it while drunk.

Ever.
#30
So, do you have to prove that you shaved your fun zone, or is your word good enough? Because that sort of thing is for gentlemen, and gentlemen don't shave their love spuds for a bet.
#31
Usually I just give it a trim every now and ten, but on the occasion I get a lock of pubes stuck in the zipper I get so viscerally angry I shave every hair in the region and some of my inner thighs for good measure. That hasn't happened in a while, fortunately.