#1
Or do people actually kind of hang around awkwardly waiting for you to let them do something sometimes?

For instance, right now my brother in law decided to get out of bed at 1am for no reason other than he thought he could use my laptop (I'm assuming, he didn't say anything like that) and since I just so happened to be on it (which admittedly has been a very rare occurrence recently), he decided to sit down and WRITE OUT THE BOOK HE'S READING.
I have no idea what he's doing other than sitting there doing something completely random and awkward because he didn't want it to look like he just got up to get on the laptop.
So he's pretending to do something else.

Is this just in my head or not?

Because now I feel like I'm in some kinda game that's not really happening and I'm over tired but refuse to "give in" and let him use the laptop since it's my laptop and I'm too stubborn to lose this game that seems to be all in my head.

Has anything like this happened to anyone else or am I just out of it tonight?

I'm VERY good at picking up on peoples vibes and intentions and what not, and I honestly feel as if I've got this right and now I'm not gonna get off the laptop until he goes away first. ._.
wtf.
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I'm VERY good at picking up on peoples vibes and intentions and what not


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#5
Haha, I would grow up.. but NO NEED TO.

I won this little war in my head.. he "caved in" and went to bed.

I'm tired.
#6
Just put a password on and turn off guests, that should stop him and you get to sleep.
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#7
It is all in your head.
Along with the leprecorn.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#8
Or next time you could ask: "Hey, do you wanna use the laptop?" and if he answers "yes"... you could let him use it.
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#10
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For instance, right now my brother in law decided to get out of bed at 1am for no reason other than he thought he could use my laptop (I'm assuming, he didn't say anything like that) and since I just so happened to be on it (which admittedly has been a very rare occurrence recently), he decided to sit down and WRITE OUT THE BOOK HE'S READING.


#11
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It is all in your head.
Along with the leprecorn.

if hes in TS's head, how come I can see him huh?
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#12
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if hes in TS's head, how come I can see him huh?


Why don't you ask him yourself?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#14
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Why don't you ask him yourself?

he doesnt speak unless i'm wearing my burger king hat. silly.
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#15
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he doesnt speak unless i'm wearing my burger king hat. silly.


Oh my. Then I suggest you call the burger king helpline.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#17
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Oh my. Then I suggest you call the burger king helpline.

I would but the pink elephant is guarding my phone and he is not happy because of the whole penguin incident
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#18
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I would but the pink elephant is guarding my phone and he is not happy because of the whole penguin incident


Ahh I see. Pink elephants can get rather touchy about things like this. I suggest you apologize profoundly and offer £1.50 as a sign of your guilt.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#19
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Ahh I see. Pink elephants can get rather touchy about things like this. I suggest you apologize profoundly and offer £1.50 as a sign of your guilt.

the wizard loaned me the money and it all got sorted, thanks for the help
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I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

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Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#20
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the wizard loaned me the money and it all got sorted, thanks for the help


I'm always glad to help in invisible friend/burger king type situations.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#21
2 options:

1. Stay in the pit and visit the FFFFUUU thread, Shoop the Break Up thread etc. for the lulz, which will make time pass without you realizing.

2. Punch him in the face for the lulz.
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the wizard loaned me the money and it all got sorted, thanks for the help

you can borrow my burger king hat in exchange for.. a .. favor
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#23
I think I've figured what TS is really doing.

He's saying: I don't want my brother in law to find all the porn I've been going on recently, so how do I make him piss off and never want to go on my laptop again.
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#24
TS appears to also be a furry.
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#26
I know what you mean. It's like you wish they'd either just say/do it or fuck off. So awkward
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#27
Maybe he just wants to watch some porn with you?
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#29
^Seriously. Just turn on some hardcore porn. Maybe 2 girls 1 cup if you can handle it, and start fapping, that should make him leave. And make sure to jizz all over the keyboard.
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#30
Quote by Led Pepplin
2 options:

1. Stay in the pit and visit the FFFFUUU thread, Shoop the Break Up thread etc. for the lulz, which will make time pass without you realizing.

2. Punch him in the face for the lulz.

This mad me lol quite heartily.