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#1
It went like this.

me: Hi my name is Forrest and I was wanting to know if you have looked at my application"

wm person: "Which job did you apply for?"

me: "I dont know, there was alot, do you have any positions open?"

wm person: "yes there is a cart pusher position open"

me: "I'd b more than happy to push carts all day"

wm person: " Ok I'll pass this on to the manager"

me: "thanks"


my question is
If I get a interview should I tell them I go to boot camp for the USAF on Dec. 1st?
wat
#3
I dont care if they know it or ug.com/4chan/the world knows it.
wat
#6
Everybody is going to make fun of you. Who else was named forrest?
two and a half men.
#8
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Forrest gump!
#11
Wat? I reckon you should run....
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#12
Well once they hire you I would tell them about the boot camp thing.
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#15
What about if Forrest Gump applied, and they give him the job instead because you didn't give your full name and he was in a movie?
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#16
well mr gump, enjoy your time pushing carts and greeting old women, sorry to hear the shrimp boat went under.

but seriously I wouldn't work at walmart, from what I've heard they treat their employees like crap.
#18
will they hire me if i can only work 4 months???
wat
Last edited by ForrestS at Jul 31, 2009,
#19
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will they hire me if i can only work 4 months???


That depends on their company policy for hiring TOM FUCKING HANKS
#20
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well mr gump, enjoy your time pushing carts and greeting old women, sorry to hear the shrimp boat went under.

but seriously I wouldn't work at walmart, from what I've heard they treat their employees like crap.


*Associates* - not employes. They changed what they call them so they can pay them less and treat them worse.
#22
tell them you are Forrest Gump

and why did you even apply to wall mart in the first place
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#23
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*Associates* - not employes. They changed what they call them so they can pay them less and treat them worse.


really? wow what a bunch of c***s
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#25
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did the shrimp company fall through?



i lol'd


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If I get a interview should I tell them I go to boot camp for the USAF on Dec. 1st?

tell us if you meet somebody named bubba
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

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Last edited by RampagingAcorn at Jul 31, 2009,
#26
I might have to edit this into 'Best thread of the year' in the '09 Nominations... oh God how I love Forrest Gump.

But if it's money you want, why not endorse that company that makes ping-pong paddles?


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#28
don't tell them. wal-mart is looking for people who will become lifers. get hired then tell them after like 3 weeks. if they ask why you didn't mention that before be like 'i didn't know till now'
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#29
i'm sure they will hire you, its effing walmart man...
tell them...


i lold at this whole thread.
haha!

but seriously,
this guys wants legitimate help.


i'd say that you tell them, i mean, what do you have to lose?

EDIT:
^or that!
hahaha
yeah, go with his answer...
#30
Here's my theory: he invested all his ping-pong money with Bernie Madoff, and is now broke and starting over again. Good luck, Mr. Gump. All your old friends in Greenbow are pulling for you.
#31
Do not say you are leaving. You will not be employed, just remember to give them the 2 weeks when the time comes.
#32
They'll tell you to Push Forrest Push. Dude, I am so sorry. You must get a lot of **** because of that movie. Fell free to e-smack me for saying that..
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#37
TS, for some reason you'll fit in the army like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You'll just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, drill sergeant."
#38
my names foster and even i get the forest gump crap,
is that relevant?
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#40
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They'll tell you to Push Forrest Push. Dude, I am so sorry. You must get a lot of **** because of that movie. Fell free to e-smack me for saying that..

Thanks for stealing my joke, ASSHOLE.
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