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#2
Make a thread about it, bro.
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#3
Let her rest.
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#5
like did she get there randomly or...?
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The only grinding i want to do is to Napalm Death.
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you get humanitarian of the day award.
#8
Play Monopoly.
My Last.FM



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#9
The answer is so obvious, I won't even bother saying it.
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#11
is this for reals
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Long story short, 10 minutes later we were all sat there jerking off. (Our own, not each others)

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How am i gay? I was jerking it to the women, and i didn't look at my roomates things.
#12
Sex.

Edit: If there's a hot chick sleeping in your bed WHY THE **** ARE YOU ON UG????

HIT IT!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
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#15
Fap
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I Use a purple pick.

+1
#18
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Knew this would be good for a laugh. Keep em rollin!


there's no hot chick in your bed, is there?
..I was watching my death.
#19
Fap? Fap on her? Rape? Pics?
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If loving ham makes me gay, I'm Rob Halford.


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MyNameIsLame just nailed it (actually both his statements did some nailing).


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This is honestly the best first post I've ever seen


^^ Directed at me. E-peen wankery sigs ftw.

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#20
yeah.. most def dont try to get in there with her and try to fool around..

get on your computer and ask what you should do.. while you waste valuable time.


in teh Pit...


EDIT: pics or this never happened
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#21
Quote by punkrocker10115
Sex.

Edit: If there's a hot chick sleeping in your bed WHY THE **** ARE YOU ON UG????

HIT IT!


Oh, I will be, later.
#22
Plant some cocaine on her, call 911, and run.
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#23
CONTEXT who is she!? what relation does she have to you (cousin?)?
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yeah im not at gc dude, i dont live there.


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#24
Find the mother hen before it wakes or it will think that you are its mom and follow you everywhere
The greatest irony you will face is the fact that we wake up to live in a nightmare
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well played sir, well played
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#25
Just so you guys know, this isnt a joke. I've banged this chick before, and I thought it'd be a laugh.

Everything has gone to plan
#26
Slather barbeque sauce all over her face and light her on fire.

I'm not that creative tonight.
Follow the smoke toward the riff filled land
brutal
#27
chloro-

...wait a minute

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#33
Quote by nemjeff13
Stare

Take pictures and stare later, so as not to be rude.
Interviewer: What types of super-powers would you want if you could have them?

The Rev: I’d like to be invisible so I could kill Johnny
Johnny: I’d want to be invisible so the Rev couldn’t find me


ARANEA
My Band
#34
dont bother her, get reward the next day, and trust..

HAHAHAH JK
but really, rape her
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that is the first time I have ever actually loled because of the pit you win either a cookie or an internet your choice


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I regularly walk into the living room naked when my parents are watching Greys Anatomy.
In all seriousness,
#36
Actually, go and sing some Primus to her.


Say baby do ya wanna lay down with me, say baby so ya wanna lay down by my side, hey baby do ya wanna lay down with me, say baby, SAY BABY!
~don't finkdinkle when ur supposed to be dimpdickin~
#39
Quote by Geetar_Axel
Just so you guys know, this isnt a joke. I've banged this chick before, and I thought it'd be a laugh.

Everything has gone to plan


Look at me guys, I've put my penis in a vagina, I think I'm special! Then I realize I'm bnot the first to discover sex, proven by the existance of my species. You retard, nearly everyone has sex at some point in their life, most have it in their youth. You aren't special, you never were, you're just like everyone else.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#40
Let me guess, TS is a hot chick and she just made this thread while lying in her bed. You make me laugh TS.
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