#1
Ok Pit so yesterday I started getting texts from and calls from some person I don't know, and after reading the texts I think he thinks I'm his girlfriend. At first I ignored, but a few minutes I go I texted back saying he has the wrong number, which he thinks is me playing hard to get so I need the pit to tell me what to say to him. I'm all for the option of calling him and telling him it's the wrong number, but that might be a bad idea, so any other ideas
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#5
roll with it and give him your black cherry
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#6
tell him you have herpes
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#7
Tell him it was just a booty call.
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#11
I did but he doesn't believe me because I texted him that and he thinks it's his girlfriend playing hard to get, and calling just seems like a bad idea to me for some reason. Well actually I guess whoever he's trying to get a hold of is his friend because is first text was "I just wanted to ask you out"
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#12
you know what you have to do...
I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
#13
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tell him you have herpes




WIN,id go with this one
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tell him that you'll meet him somewhere and stand him up
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#16
Troll him?
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#17
The problem is that I've already texted him saying he's got the wrong number so I might be beyond the point where I can start telling him I have herpes or something like that. Besides I don't want to ruin his life, if I wanted to do that I'd just tell you guys I posted his number on /b/
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The problem is that I've already texted him saying he's got the wrong number so I might be beyond the point where I can start telling him I have herpes or something like that. Besides I don't want to ruin his life, if I wanted to do that I'd just tell you guys I posted his number on /b/


Darn, that would have been fun
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WIN,id go with this one


See, This is a good idea.

If your beyond the point, then lead him on for a night, then break down emotionally and start crying and tell him that you want to **** him but you dont want to spread your filthy diesease to someone you care about so much.

Like a regular little female teenager would do.
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#21
Give him a long steamy text about how you're about to touch yourself to thoughts of him. Then end with "Now I grab hold of my dick and fap as hard as I ever have!"
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Dem Yu Little Girly Boy You Vill Be My Girlfriend!!! Nao!!!
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#24
Tell him to meet you in the park at 12:01 A.M.
Wear a Children of Bodom shirt
Play it loud on your iPod.
Bring a knife.

When you meet him, stab him to death while screaming
BODOM! AFTER MIDNIGHT
BODOM! AFTER MIDNIGHT
YEAH YEAH!
#25
Haha, my friend's gf had some dude she knew back in 8th grade call and text her a bunch. So me and my friends passed the phone around and texted him some really stupid ****. Then he called once, and I answered and yelled at him in a fake-asian accent. Then my pals joined in.


Needless to say, he's never called after that.
#26
Did you happen to give your number away in the LAUGAM (Leave a UGer A Message) thread? Cause i did...and got a call from a russian drug dealer in Washington...maybe it's the same dude
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