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#1
i'm a little bored right now and don't feel like going to sleep so for fun just post what you all would do if you just woke up one day and had a million dollars.

If i had a million dollars....

i'd move to either LA or Vancouver
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#2
If i had a million dollars, I'd invent a tool in which people can search threads to see if one similar has been made before.


Seriously though, I'd move to hawaii.
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#3
if i had a million dollars....id be rich
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#4
LA fucking sucks man. I'd stay right here, but buy a modest house in the hills. It is only a million after all.

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#5
I'd buy a normal house with 5 garages and an Evo 6, Evo 7, Evo 9, R34 GTR, R35 GTR and ****ing mod them all with remaining money
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#7
Quote by macaroni
I'd buy a normal house with 5 garages and an Evo 6, Evo 7, Evo 9, R34 GTR, R35 GTR and ****ing mod them all with remaining money


First off, a normal house wouldn't have 5 garages. Second off, buy something better then rice

edit: and you really think you'd be able to buy a house (with 5 garages), 5 cars, and still have money to "mod" them? were do you buy your stuff from?
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#9
I'd buy out the copyrights to songs made by the Barenaked Ladies.
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#10
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had million dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had million dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich

Edit: Dang beaten to it
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#11
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I'd buy out the copyrights to songs made by the Barenaked Ladies.


i might just do that, but you can't help but like their songs
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#12
Quote by Drmckool
i might just do that, but you can't help but like their songs


they are catchy and get stuck in your head till you hate them.

but that's how you make money
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#13
Well I would donate a lot of it (and I mean that with utter sincerity) and spend the rest on like awesome guitar stuff that I could never afford otherwise.
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#14
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they are catchy and get stuck in your head till you hate them.

but that's how you make money

You got a problem with the Barenaked ladies, you take it out with ME.
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#15
Quote by Koshman32
they are catchy and get stuck in your head till you hate them.

but that's how you make money


of course every canadian knows exactly what made me make this thread
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#16
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You got a problem with the Barenaked ladies, you take it out with ME.


When I said hate them, I ment hate the fact that you have a song stuck in your head that you keep repeating over....and over.....and over............and over................and over...............etc........
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#17
Divide it up and invest it. $200,000 into a bank account with a high interest rate, $200,000 in bonds, $200,000 in shares, $200,000 in real estate and $200,000 in gambling. Fuck yeah.

Or just put all of it into a bank account with a high interest rate and spend the interest in whatever way I see fit.
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#18
Quote by Koshman32
First off, a normal house wouldn't have 5 garages. Second off, buy something better then rice

edit: and you really think you'd be able to buy a house (with 5 garages), 5 cars, and still have money to "mod" them? were do you buy your stuff from?


I could just buy land and build a normal 2-3 bedroom house with 5 garages.

You a V8 fan yourself? GTR's are godly cars mate and EVO's can outrun any V8 you put on the track.
Sincerely,
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#19
Quote by Koshman32
First off, a normal house wouldn't have 5 garages. Second off, buy something better then rice

Rice is nice.
You don't need more than the EvoVIII however. I'm thinking of the FQ400; that ****er is a beast.
If you had a mil, you could probably track one down.

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#20
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of course every canadian knows exactly what made me make this thread


you're igloo door collapsed and you're ass is frozen to your chair infront of your computer?
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#22
Invest it in savings accounts. If I can get 4% then I'm good living off of $40,000 annually. Plus saving a lot of that and reinvesting.
#23
Quote by Koshman32
When I said hate them, I ment hate the fact that you have a song stuck in your head that you keep repeating over....and over.....and over............and over................and over...............etc........


the songs make the listener feel pretty happy though.
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#24
Quote by Koshman32
you're igloo door collapsed and you're ass is frozen to your chair infront of your computer?


bingo
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#25
Quote by macaroni
I could just buy land and build a normal 2-3 bedroom house with 5 garages.

You a V8 fan yourself? GTR's are godly cars mate and EVO's can outrun any V8 you put on the track.


doubtful. all those cars need nitrous and all that the computer mods and stuff. you can take the same money, put it towards a nice muscle car, and have more than enough power to rip the tires off with just straight motor
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#26
Quote by Drmckool
bingo


dang that sucks, eh? that's why i keep my shovel inside and a lighter in my side pocket
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#27
Quote by Koshman32
dang that sucks, eh? that's why i keep my shovel inside and a lighter in my side pocket


it's a hazard of our home and native land. especially living in Toronto
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#28
Quote by Drmckool
it's a hazard of our home and native land. especially living in Toronto


try living in saskatchewan. you have no idea what it's like watching your dog run away for 3 days straight. and there's NOTHING you can do about it. so sad
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#29
Quote by Koshman32
doubtful. all those cars need nitrous and all that the computer mods and stuff. you can take the same money, put it towards a nice muscle car, and have more than enough power to rip the tires off with just straight motor


lol it's cheaper than you think. 50k can get me a monster. I prefer circuit racing to drags, so I choose Jap over muscle cars.
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#30
I would pay to go to New Zealand for university and get a flat there.

I'm not sure what I'd do with the remaining money, probably donate some of it and put whatever is left over in a bank account.
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#31
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#32
Quote by macaroni
lol it's cheaper than you think. 50k can get me a monster. I prefer circuit racing to drags, so I choose Jap over muscle cars.


and i prefer muscle over rice. but everyone has there own opinion. i like seeing the old pony races and stuff. can't wait till they start them again after the camaro's been out a little longer.

and drag racing's awesome
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#33
Quote by Koshman32
try living in saskatchewan. you have no idea what it's like watching your dog run away for 3 days straight. and there's NOTHING you can do about it. so sad


ya i can imagine that would be depressing
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#35
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I'd buy a million Twinkies.


you could buy like 4 million twinkies since they're worth about $0.25 each
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#37
Quote by macaroni
I could just buy land and build a normal 2-3 bedroom house with 5 garages.

You a V8 fan yourself? GTR's are godly cars mate and EVO's can outrun any V8 you put on the track.


If you're talking Skyline GTR's, then yeah, they be killa.
V8 is good in some cars (Vette Z06 and the ZR-1), or if it's modded to hell.
V10 and 12 is where it's at.
#38
I'd wonder when my luck is going to turn on me. Since my personal wealth is already more than I'll probably ever spend, I dunno. With another mil, I might get into philanthropy like I said I would two years ago.
#39
I don't practice Santeria
I ain't got no crystal ball
Well I had a million dollars but I, I'd spend it all
If I could find that heina and that sancho that she'd found
Well I'd pop a cap in sancho and I'd slap her down
What I really wanna know (my baby)
What I really wanna say, I can't define
Well it's love that I neeeeeed
My soul will have to wait till I get back
Find a heina of my own
Daddy's gonna love one and all
I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break
And I gotta live it out
Oh yeah un-huh
Well I swear that I, what I really wanna know (my baby)
What I really wanna say, I can't define
Got love! Make it go
My soul will have to...
What I really wanna say (my baby)
What I really wanna say, is I've got mine
And I'll make it
Yes, I'm going up
Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him
He best go run and hide
Daddy's got a new .45
And I won't think twice
To stick that barrel straight down sancho's throat
Believe me when I say that I got something for his punk-ass
What I really wanna know (my baby)
What I really wanna say, is there's just one way back
And I'll make it
My soul will have to wait

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#40
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, cause that's cruel

+1 to whoever gets the reference.
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