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#1
My freind was telling me the other day about how hot his cousin was, I nearly puked but then he told me alot of people were like him. What about you pit?
#2


I sure am. My cousin sure is a doozy. Here;s us =on our a wedding day.


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#3
inb4 *inbred mofo*

No.

DirtyEdit: too late.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
Inbreeding, mother****er.

Wait...
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#5
Yup. I have a really hot Asian cousin, but she's adopted so I'm not sure it counts.
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#8
My cousins are boys.
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#10
Well, your friend ( ) needs to sort himself out because if he carries down this road your friend ( ) is going to lead a messed up life.

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#13
I recognise that they are attractive but don't find them attractive, if that makes sense.
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#14
yes. my cousin is one of those scene emo kinda girls. im 18 and she's 19, and she's a ****ing babe. we're not blood related though so it's alllllll good. pity i wont get any tappage on that
#15
What's it with you and the incest all of a sudden?
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#17
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I person I know thinks his cousin is hot. Then again, hes a f*g.

You think replacing one of the letters with an asterisk makes that any less offensive?
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#18
I know one of mine is.. seriously lookes spot on like Scarlett Johanson.. doesn't mean I would do anything
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#19
I don't have any cousins.
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#20
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My cousins are boys.

you didn't answer
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#21
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You think replacing one of the letters with an asterisk makes that any less offensive?


what's offensive in the word "fig"?

jk, beat the sh!t outta him.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#22
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what's offensive in the word "fig"?

jk, beat the sh!t outta him.

This guys arsehole is going to be unrecognisable when I'm finished here.
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#23
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This guys arsehole is going to be unrecognisable when I'm finished here.

can I watch?
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#24
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I recognise that they are attractive but don't find them attractive, if that makes sense.



This, if you're cousin was like Angelina Jolie you'd say that your cousin was fit, that doesn't mean that you want to shag her though.
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#25
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I recognise that they are attractive but don't find them attractive, if that makes sense.

This, more or less.

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#26
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This guys arsehole is going to be unrecognisable when I'm finished here.



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#27
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can I watch?


+1.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#28
i dont ever see my cousins. maybe twice my entire life... and no...

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I know one of mine is.. seriously lookes spot on like Scarlett Johanson.. doesn't mean I would do anything


does she end up looking like your avatar once a month?
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#29
Not at all.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#30
I have 4 male cousins, so 'no' on those 4 accounts. One female who is 11 ... so i'm gonna go with 'no'. Though even if they were I still wouldn't do anything, that's messed up. Though 'Cousin Depree' by Steely Dan is still an awesome song.
#31
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I have 4 male cousins, so 'no' on those 4 accounts. One female who is 11 ... so i'm gonna go with 'no'. Though even if they were I still wouldn't do anything, that's messed up. Though 'Cousin Depree' by Steely Dan is still an awesome song.

How about a kiss from your cousin Dupree?
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#33
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No, what the hell TS?


I believe his friend is a redneck.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#35
I thought it was legal to get with your cousins anyway?! Although I don't find mine attractive anyway.
#36
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This guys arsehole is going to be unrecognisable when I'm finished here.


I think all arseholes look the same, but I guess that's you and me
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#37
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#38
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I thought it was legal to get with your cousins anyway?! Although I don't find mine attractive anyway.



It's legal. There's nothing wrong with recognising and acknowledging that they're attractive, but finding them attractive is a whole other kettle of fish.
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#39
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Yes...his..."friend"...


Ok, f*ck buddy.

>..>
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#40
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Ok, f*ck buddy.

>..>

What he means is that the TS is claiming to be asking a question about a friend, when it's clearly him who wants to **** members of his close family. He's just here to find out how normal he is.
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