#1
Help me UG,

i was eating peanuts at my PC and i dropped one, causing it to bounce off the floor and go down the port of the subwoofer. The port is extruded backwards so i can't just shake it out Is the peanut going to harm my speaker, or can i leave it in there to rot (or would that attract mice??) Or should i take it apart, however that could break it! Help me decide

(sorry for the misleading title
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#2
Turn up the bass and ejaculate yourself out.

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#4
You're avatar is similar to CustomCustom's avatar (the conspiracy theory guy)

Also I am dissapoint at your misleading title
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Turn up the bass and ejaculate yourself out.

hmmm this.
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"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

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#15
just eat another peanut, dont be upset some just get away
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