#1
Well, this is my first time here. Woop Woop!

Well, one day I was with 2 friends and we were going to the movies. We stopped by a gas station so my friends mom could get candy for him. We stayed in the car and there were two guys on their bikes. One of their shirts said...My balls itch.


WHO ELSE HAS A STORY SOME WHAT SIMILAR TO THIS?
#2
umm that wasn't funny. like at all.
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#3
That's not even a cool story...bro
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#8
think its threads like this that give noobs a bad name
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