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#1
Tell us what you think life is like!

Some to get started:

Life is like a pile of poop. if you let it go for a while, eventually a flower is going to grow out of it.

Life is like a grapefruit. It's yellow on the outside, pink on the inside, and sometimes people have a half of one for breakfast.

and of course, Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.


You're turn, Pit.
Tonight, we stagger out from the basement...


I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

...Or fall to our deaths from above
#3
Life is like UG- there's some usefulness there, but it's mostly a dwelling place for people who will never leave their parents' basement... myself included.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#4
life is like a box of chocolates.

EDIT: Oh goddamit I knew I should have read all of the first post.
#5
Life is like this thread, it has to end eventually


EDIT: On a serious note...

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still.
"Most people are trying to simplify the world. We're definitely here to complicate it." - Dad
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I you for posting this.

<-- Pretty much sums me up

8/7/09


^ I was there
Last edited by kxy1992 at Aug 1, 2009,
#6
Life is like grass. You find yourself getting tread on but you always grow up.

Pity there's some arrogant lawnmowers about.
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#7
love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.
#8
life is like forest gump...some retards just end up getting famous
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Call me troll, call me psychopath. In the end, I shall stand above you all as you drown in a pool of sex and filth. It will explode your corrupted bodies, and I will walk above the wreckage as a pure man.


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Haggard13 i are impressed
#9
life is like sex... your either on top or your on bottom

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#10
life is like the opposite of death
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shanchett, you get an E for Effort

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#11
Quote by DieGarbageMan
love is a homeless guy searching for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out that theyre all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he cant complain cause he was hungry in the first place.

After listening to Bo Burnham's album 3 times, I have concluded that at first, a hearty lul was had, but at the end of it all, I would rather stab myself in the ears with an ice pick than listen to him anymore.
#12
Life is like a relatively short stream of consciousness, allowing us to control a collection of chemicals which will eventually decay.
#13
Quote by TheClincher
After listening to Bo Burnham's album 3 times, I have concluded that at first, a hearty lul was had, but at the end of it all, I would rather stab myself in the ears with an ice pick than listen to him anymore.


I have been through this stage as well, and i have returned
#14
Life is like a fine wine; The more it ages, the better it is.


And that wasn't supposed to make it sound like I have a thing for senior citizens.
Seattle Seahawks


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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
#15
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Life is like a relatively short stream of consciousness, allowing us to control a collection of chemicals which will eventually decay.

Life is like this guy depressing me. It's depressing and depresses everybody around him.





You receive my first sadstack.
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#16
Quote by Karvid
Life is like this guy depressing me. It's depressing and depresses everybody around him.





You receive my first sadstack.


I'm honoured.
#17
Life is like prostitute, sure you can have a good time, but really you're just getting screwed.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#19
Quote by Bullet-Rule
Life is like grass. You find yourself getting tread on but you always grow up.

Pity there's some arrogant lawnmowers about.


Nice. I like that one.
Sunn O))):
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You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

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RIP DIO
#20
Life is like poop, eventually its gonna get stepped on by some unlucky passer-by.
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#21
life is like a bad firework..

the fuze is too quick and it all ends a little sooner than youd hoped.. and the bang wasnt as cool as you expected.
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It's just me and Doris here ;_;



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Poops is the chat MC - but here we know him as Early Cuyler.


Free Downloads, Yo!
#22
Life is like a box of Chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get.

EDIT: ****, you beat me to it TS.

EDIT 2:AHH ****, YOU TOO NEOZEKE?!?!?!
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Oh, DON'T use a knife. It cuts through your strings. I did that once, thinking, its the Low E, its invincible. Turns out, its not...

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Awesome
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#23
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes
#24
Life is like a choc of boxlates.


wat
Quote by Ian_the_fox
You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#26
Quote by Bamitchell
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.



...unless you read the small leaflet that comes in the box, then you know eEXACTLY what you're gonna get.


Life is like a Pubic Hair on a Toilet seat. Sometimes, you just get P*ssed off.
'The Blues is Easy to Play, but Hard to Feel'
Jimi Hendrix
#27
life is like the appendix, we'll never know the meaning of it being there
My Deviantart

Great Minds Think Alike
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You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
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XD not bad

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You're my hero.

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I must say, i love it!
#28
Quote by Bamitchell
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Life's like a box of choc-..


oh



anyway; Life is like sex.. it starts off slowly and gets quicker.. until it all ends prematurely in tears.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#30
Life is like music, sometimes it sucks and sometimes it's epic
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#32
Life is like a cd, you'll tread through it clear and quick but eventually you'll get covered in scratches.

Yeah, I'm bad at this.
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'member The Pit of 10'? oH, I 'member!


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#33
Quote by A7XFAN1995
Life is like shit, sometimes it's painful other times you have to stop and bask in it's glory but either way you look at it you have to let it go sooner or later.


That is BRILLIANT! I've read it like five times now and I must say I'm impressed, well done!


I'll have a stab at this.

Lif is like riding in the backseat, sure the ride is exciting, but you'll never go somewhere unless you get up and take the wheel.
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Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.



Quote by GaijinFoot
Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
#34
Quote by neozeke
life is like a box of chocolates.

EDIT: Oh goddamit I knew I should have read all of the first post.


what's the point of saying edit if you don't edit the post?
#37
Life is like the pit, full of people flaming you but you carry on with it for the lulz anyway.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#40
Life is like a searchbar.
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I tremble before your enormous penis.
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and i farted, it was really stink
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Led Pepplin, you are god because of this thread.
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