#5
Take 4 more, then see if you can tug one out before falling asleep...this also works great as a party game, or while watching The Prestige.
By reading this magnificently and wonderful, adjective-filled signature, you have just wasted approximately 7 seconds of your life.
#7
your genitalia will explode in exactly 27 minutes

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#8
Quote by crackerpleaz
Upset stomach, nausea, and dizziness.

yay, peptobismal


wait, nevermind...
Quote by AA00P
Listen to the man, he's Jewish.
#12
...a huge sh!t

that's what I expected to see in this thread.
I thought it might bring lulz
#13
Quote by soapalot
Death.

**** that was exactly what I was gonna say.
Quote by The Silent Fool
^ a winner we have.
#14
**** someone beat me to a House reference

Serious answer than: You gonna die
Quote by JohnnyV
I'm pretty sure the feeling i get when i blow my load on my computer screen is a f*ck of a lot different than when i shoot in on my girlfriend's face.


Music things

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#17
if you haven't eaten for a few hours you can expect a few agonizing hours of burning pain in your stomach.
When faced with two choices, simply toss a coin. It works not because it settles the question for you, but because in that brief moment, while the coin is in the air, you suddenly know what you're hoping for.
#20
Quote by guitarsftw
yay, peptobismal


wait, nevermind...

this is totally what i thought of too!

great minds...
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I have no opinion on this matter.
#22
you'll feel really good till you fall asleep.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#23
You'll probably **** and think that you just shat out your intestines. Have fun ****er!
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#24
According to everyone, you'll be...

-Feeling high
-Asleep
-Felt up by clergy
-Having diarrhea
-Transforming into Dr. House

in that order...
Quote by ESPplayer5150
I loled
#25
Quote by VanCamp
According to everyone, you'll be...

-Feeling high
-Asleep
-Felt up by clergy
-Having diarrhea
-Transforming into Dr. House

in that order...


Sounds epic. I shall film it all.

EDIT: Once I typed that, I then remembered I don't have a camera.
#26
Quote by crackerpleaz
Upset stomach, nausea, and dizziness.


I would say this.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
#28
Quote by The Silent Fool
Sounds epic. I shall film it all.

EDIT: Once I typed that, I then remembered I don't have a camera.


Well, call the priest, and make sure he hasn't left mass yet. Make sure he brings his.
Quote by ESPplayer5150
I loled