#1
Don't jack off after you've eaten hot wings. Even if you do it many a hour after eating them trust me. it hadnt even crossed my mind that I had eaten hot wings about 4 hours ago...
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

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#2
Uh...
What happened?
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#3
Let's just say my dick feels like it's on fire and leave it at that.
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#4
what happened?!
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On second thought, **** tuning forks. You best be carrying around a grand piano that was tuned by an Italian
#6
Quote by captaincrunk
Thats bull**** and you know it. Pee, anyone?

dude if you don't believe me be my guest and try it out for yourself.
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#8
Wash your hands thoroughly before and after you touch yourself at night.
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#10
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Wash your hands thoroughly before and after you touch yourself at night.


+1
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Personally, i'd buy her a can of Coke, then as she's drinking it say to her "Whats better than Coca Cola?" She'll go "What?" and you shout "CREAM SODA!" And ejaculate in her can.
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#11
Quote by captaincrunk
Ok. nothing happened. Bull****, and you know it.


Or you ****ed a dirty woman... Or man.

Dude try it out for yourself if you don't believe me, nobody is stopping you. That is, if you have a dick to wank with in the first place. How retarded do you have to be to argue with someone on UG about whether or not their dick is burning up. Dude seriously stfu
When i die, i wanna be burried upside down...so that anybody who doesnt like me can kiss my ass.

marilize leguana!
#15
Quote by live4ledzep
Dude try it out for yourself if you don't believe me, nobody is stopping you. That is, if you have a dick to wank with in the first place. How retarded do you have to be to argue with someone on UG about whether or not their dick is burning up. Dude seriously stfu

You are a worm of an attention *****, and this never happened. If this could happen, then we'd have heard about it a long time ago. I'm not arguing with you, I'm calling you a lying idiot, or a man who needs a doctor.
#16
Quote by live4ledzep
Dude try it out for yourself if you don't believe me, nobody is stopping you. That is, if you have a dick to wank with in the first place. How retarded do you have to be to argue with someone on UG about whether or not their dick is burning up. Dude seriously stfu



your thread is like a giant herpes wart on the scrotal region of the pit. deal with it.
*reported*
#17
Quote by live4ledzep
Dude try it out for yourself if you don't believe me, nobody is stopping you. That is, if you have a dick to wank with in the first place. How retarded do you have to be to argue with someone on UG about whether or not their dick is burning up. Dude seriously stfu


Nobody's saying that you're lying about your dick burning up. We're all saying that you're lying about the hot wings having absolutely anything to do with it.
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#18
Quote by live4ledzep
Don't jack off after you've eaten hot wings. Even if you do it many a hour after eating them trust me. it hadnt even crossed my mind that I had eaten hot wings about 4 hours ago...


aw man, that sounds horrible. i cant even imagine how badly that must burn.
#23
Quote by madefortvmovie
sounds rough... at least its not the


I actually laughed.
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#24
Quote by madefortvmovie
sounds rough... at least its not the


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#25
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
your thread is like a giant herpes wart on the scrotal region of the pit. deal with it.
*reported*


Scrotal region of the pit? No such thing! The Pit is the scrotal region of UG!
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Notice how I have not quoted anyone, you could be the first! Make me lol!


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#27
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Scrotal region of the pit? No such thing! The Pit is the scrotal region of UG!



thus why this thread is the lowest of the low
#28
Quote by live4ledzep
Dude try it out for yourself if you don't believe me, nobody is stopping you. That is, if you have a dick to wank with in the first place. How retarded do you have to be to argue with someone on UG about whether or not their dick is burning up. Dude seriously stfu




Calm down, Jesus Christ. What kind of replies were you expecting to get from a thread with such content?
#29
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
thus why this thread is the lowest of the low


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Notice how I have not quoted anyone, you could be the first! Make me lol!


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