#1
Ok so my girlfriend says that there's something she did to something on her body which turns it black and then the skin falls off and its gone. she wont tell me what it is. it's not a wart or a mole or anything and its not in her private area or whatever. its not on her stomach or boobs. she says that by friday or something it will be gone.

what do you reckon it is?

she also says its really stupid and not that big of a deal but it just impacts on her self esteem or something
Last edited by sum_41_1942 at Aug 2, 2009,
#2
sounds to me like she burns herself...
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she burnt of her penis
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She's cheating on you.
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Solution: Rape her.
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is she a lizard or something?
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#9
thats just my jizz. it burns the skin
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She's probably really fat and got a liposcution.

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A pickle.

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