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#1
To start, I am 17 and my gf is 17. We have been going out for 8 months and I want to hold off on having sex though we have pretty much done everything else.

Yesterday morning, me and my brother were innocently playing bass and guitar. My mom comes down and she goes "ok! who is having sex in my house?" as she holds up my girlfriend's panties. I first denied that I knew whose they were but then I just told her that they are hers and she gave them to me "as a joke" (I kind of stretched the truth there). I took them back from her and she watched me throw them away. She said she was "shocked" and "disappointed"

Later that night, her and I went out to the movies. We came back to my dad's house at 11:00 or so and saw that he wasn't home. We started making out on my bed, she was topless and I didn't have my shirt on when all of a sudden we here the door slam. My dad is used to me coming over to his house with friends but not exactly my girlfriend. My dad sees that the hall light is on so he walks back to my room while me and her were putting our shirts back on. I hold the door closed (I don't have a lock), as he tries to get in while she is still putting on her shirt. He walks away, I step out and tell him, "ok, she is in there but we weren't really doing anything and we weren't having sex!" Of course, he doesn't believe me and tells me to leave. As we are both embarrassed.

Basically, both my parents have speculated that I am having sex because of the rest of my generation's decisions. However, I am not and now I feel all awkward around them because they don't believe me! What do I do?
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#2
Rape

Someone had to do it.

Serious response: Just persuade them that you aren't its going to be tough, but explain your reasons, because you clearly have them. Also, have sex. Really, honestly do if she wants to, its awesome and your just putting off a good thing.
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#3
stop having sexÉ
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#5
If you're going to be punished for having sex anyway, you might as well have sex, amirite?
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#6
You don't know what a bad day with a girlfriend is my friend.

Thats a pretty average day.
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#7
Well you could show them this thread, I dunno if it will work but it's worth a shot.
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#8
You might as well ACTUALLY have sex now.


They think you're doing it anyways.
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#9
Thats nothing.

My boyfriend's parents thought I was a slut because we slept in the same bed. This is because I haven't really had a boyfriend before him and I truthfully told them this. They beleive I must be lying because I wouldn't be that 'forward' if I hadn't gone out with other people before, and they think because I 'lied' (even though I didn't) I must be a slut.

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#10
just keep telling them you aren't having sex and don't back down on your word.

THE NEED FOR REPETITION lol
#11
Best thing to do is leave it for a while and let your parents cool down. Respect that they do not like the idea and do not get sexual when they are in the house or in their house until you can explain to them that you are not having sex, and even if you were, you are using protection.

Let the parents cool down, then talk to them. Do not lose your temper or raise your voice otherwise they'll never take you seriously.
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#12
ok, she is in there but we weren't really doing anything and we weren't having sex!


It's not what you think, I know you think we were having sex, but it's not that, no, dad, we were NOT copulating, dad! We were...eh...playing a nice game of flesh chess...eh...dad!

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#13
Just out of curiosity, why exactly are you holding off if you've done pretty much everything else?

also i would just try talkin' to them and explaining your point of view, might not work but its the best place to start..

EDIT: do this

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Best thing to do is leave it for a while and let your parents cool down. Respect that they do not like the idea and do not get sexual when they are in the house or in their house until you can explain to them that you are not having sex, and even if you were, you are using protection.

Let the parents cool down, then talk to them. Do not lose your temper or raise your voice otherwise they'll never take you seriously.
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#14
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Basically, both my parents have speculated that I am having sex because of the rest of my generation's decisions.

How terrible I am, to have protected consensual sex with my girlfriend. Oh the horror.

Seriously, unless you yourself have some opposition, go ahead and do it. They sound pretty much convinced you are. I would place your chances at "pitifully unlikely" that you can persuade them otherwise.
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Let the parents cool down, then talk to them. Do not lose your temper or raise your voice otherwise they'll never take you seriously.



This. If you talk to them calmly and let them know that you're an adult they will take you a lot more seriously than if you freak out on them.
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#17
There is nothing you can do, realistically. I think it's funny that they're that concerned about it when you're 17, though.
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#18
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Just out of curiosity, why exactly are you holding off if you've done pretty much everything else?

also i would just try talkin' to them and explaining your point of view, might not work but its the best place to start..


This. Its so dumb when kids do 'everything else' but wait to have sex because they think a penis inserting into a vagina is a lot more special than a finger or her mouth on your cock.

Its like the girls who want to save their virginity, so have anal sex instead.
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#19
Ideally it shouldn't any of your parents business whether or not you have sex, but as you'd be doing it in their house I suppose it is. Either be more sneaky or stop doing stuff that could be mistaken for sex
I recommend being more sneaky.
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#20
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Ideally it shouldn't any of your parents business whether or not you have sex, but as you'd be doing it in their house I suppose it is. Either be more sneaky or stop doing stuff that could be mistaken for sex
I recommend being more sneaky.


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#21
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what's wrong with having sex?


Nothing is wrong with it at all! However, most kids with girlfriends at 17 are having sex, correct? I, on the other hand, just feel that I am not mature enough to take on such a responsibility as of right now, which could change at any given time.
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#22
Dude, what the hell is wrong with you. Just have sex with your gf, and aside from that just grow a f*cking pair of balls. Your 17 for f*cks sake, having to tell your parents that you aren't having sex when it's God's honest truth does NOT count as having a problem.
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Well you could show them this thread, I dunno if it will work but it's worth a shot.

ha with the first comment being rape? not exactly a good start
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I, on the other hand, just feel that I am not mature enough to take on such a responsibility as of right now


My god, people just love to create problems for themselves. Responsibility!?

Just get laid! Virgins are so f*cking annoying, just man up and you'll immediately realise that sex is not a big deal, in any way shape or form.
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Hell, my parents would be more worried if I werent having sex
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#29
Just make the sexy time and be more discreet from now on, as in NOT LEAVING PANTIES LYING ABOUT THE PLACE.
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Just get laid! Virgins are so f*cking annoying, just man up and you'll immediately realise that sex is not a big deal, in any way shape or form.


Unless you are having sex with a big deal.
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#31
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My god, people just love to create problems for themselves. Responsibility!?

Just get laid! Virgins are so f*cking annoying, just man up and you'll immediately realise that sex is not a big deal, in any way shape or form.


As much as I agree with some of your points, you are going about this all wrong. Less anger, more wisdom.
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#32
Prove to your mum and dad that sex is a beautiful thing, by having sex with them both.

Threesome is optional, but I'd recommend it.
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#35
claim you have nailed her in every damn room of the house..
brag soo much about your sexual exploits that they tell you to shut up and stop lying..
#36
Your both 17, have been going out for a while.
Don't see why u havnt already done it

Your parents think your having sex, and your getting in trouble for it (which is ridiculous anyway)
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#38
why are they so bothered you're having sex? are they religious;

I'd think my parents would be glad if I even got a girlfriend, never mind started having sex.
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#40
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Yesterday morning, me and my brother were innocently playing bass and guitar. My mom comes down and she goes "ok! who is having sex in my house?" as she holds up my girlfriend's panties. I first denied that I knew whose they were but then I just told her that they are hers and she gave them to me "as a joke" (I kind of stretched the truth there). I took them back from her and she watched me throw them away. She said she was "shocked" and "disappointed"

Later that night, her and I went out to the movies. We came back to my dad's house at 11:00 or so and saw that he wasn't home. We started making out on my bed, she was topless and I didn't have my shirt on when all of a sudden we here the door slam. My dad is used to me coming over to his house with friends but not exactly my girlfriend. My dad sees that the hall light is on so he walks back to my room while me and her were putting our shirts back on. I hold the door closed (I don't have a lock), as he tries to get in while she is still putting on her shirt. He walks away, I step out and tell him, "ok, she is in there but we weren't really doing anything and we weren't having sex!" Of course, he doesn't believe me and tells me to leave. As we are both embarrassed.


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