#2
Gorillas have been found, for the first time, to be a source of HIV.

better stop fucking them then.
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#3
Super AIDS!!!!
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Fucking win S&R!
#4
Quote by McTodd
better stop fucking them then.


why can't you just say nothing?
#7
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why can't you just say nothing?

i just can't let it lie. i'm like a tiger of .... saying stuff.
Hahahahahahahahahah hahahaha har har har
#9
Cool, some woman got it after being raped by a fucking gorilla.

Gorilla AIDS Rape?

Pretty metal IMO.
#10
Wow this sucks.

Oh and CoreysMonster, there are days where I go on the Pit just to see your avatar :P
The playground of the world
#12
Sorry dudes, my bad,
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#13
Better stop eating out hairy girls then...


/bushmeatjoke
There's a special sex move I do called the Charizard.
It's where you light the girls pubes, then put it out with your cum and run around the room flapping your arms screaming, "You don't have enough badges to train me!"
#14
Notable news, but it won't spread much.
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I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

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I was having sex with a female dolphin. In the dream I was like:
"YEEEEEEEAAAARGH I'M SCREWIN' A FEMALE DOLPHIN!!!" and when I woke up I was like:
"... wtf"
#15
Quote by Ur all $h1t
Sorry dudes, my bad,


Accidental Say Anything reference?
RAZZLEFRAZZLE
#16
So it wasn't lupus?
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#17
Quote by SoWrongItsMatt
Accidental Say Anything reference?

, I just noticed that actually.


that's one of the few songs of theirs' that I hate.
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#19
Quote by Karvid
So it wasn't lupus?

Oh, it was lupus. No doubt about that.

It just transformed into AIDS through a sequence of events that will never fully be explained.
#20
I honestly don't give a **** about any of this stuff any longer.

I'm going to live my life the way I want to live it, and when I die, I die.
Remember this. Remember the summer. Whatever you do. Don't forget.
#23
that really sucks
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#24
Quote by LordBishek
It was Lupus ONCE.

"I think it's lupus, quick, open up the lupus book"
*finds book hollowed out in order to store vicodin*
"..what the hell. Oh House, you insane genius you."
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#25
Quote by Sawman3
I honestly don't give a **** about any of this stuff any longer.

I'm going to live my life the way I want to live it, and when I die, I die.

Fuck yeah, brah. Let's go listen to some AC/DC.
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Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#26
Damn you Madagascar!
P.L.U.R.

We'll choke on our vomit and that will be the end

We were fated to pretend
#27
Quote by Ur all $h1t
"I think it's lupus, quick, open up the lupus book"
*finds book hollowed out in order to store vicodin*
"..what the hell. Oh House, you insane genius you."


No, no.. I swear there was a diagnosis where it WAS lupus with complications

http://house.wikia.com/wiki/You_Don%27t_Want_To_Know
#28
Quote by McTodd
better stop fucking them then.



...

Ego inflating praise here:
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That is SOOOOOOOOOOO sig worthy! Pure awesomeness to you, sir.

C wut I did thar Fishy?

's UG
#29
Quote by LordBishek
No, no.. I swear there was a diagnosis where it WAS lupus with complications

http://house.wikia.com/wiki/You_Don%27t_Want_To_Know

I missed that one!

On the bright side now I have a new one to watch
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#30
Quote by McTodd
better stop fucking them then.

Who's been touching this monkeys? Leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they're sick, they've got problems enough as it is
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#32
Quote by Karvid
Who's been touching this monkeys? Leave these poor sick monkeys alone, they're sick, they've got problems enough as it is




also, "bush meat" sounds horribly euphemistic. I think the BBC is playing a practical joke on us with this one.