#1
..He's convinced that he can pee over the width of my car..

The car's just under 6 feet wide, and 4 and a half feet high

we figure, he'll have to stand about 3 feet away from the side of the car, and the stream won't hit the ground on the other side until about 5 feet away from the car..
that means he'll have to pee about 14 feet

to get the proper angle, the stream'll need to be like, a foot above the top of the car at it's highest point.. so about 5 and a half feet..

..so he'll need to reach a height of 5'6", while still getting 14 feet of distance..


TL,DR, think my friend can pee over my car?


edit: note, if we were to test this, we'd build some kind of cardboard dummy car to see...he's not actually peeing on my car. thats just the basis of it..
Last edited by james4 at Aug 2, 2009,
#5
He's just going to piss all over your car and laugh at you. Make sure your moon roof is closed.
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#14
This is an interesting problem that I shall solve for you shortly. Could you give the height from the ground of the base of your penis? It's important to the mechanics of things.
#15
How the **** did you work all that out?
Have you measured the height and distance of his piss before?
Because surely that would require standing beneath a stream of his piss with a tape measure and that's just odd
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How the **** did you work all that out?
Have you measured the height and distance of his piss before?
Because surely that would require standing beneath a stream of his piss

I haven't measured how far he can pee....thats how far he'd have to pee
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Depends if he's been holding it in a long time. More pressure is built up if you hold it in for a long time.
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#19
If I were him, I would just use the bet as an excuse to pee on your car.
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#20
By far the oddest post I've seen........ ten bucks says he pisses on your car.....
#22
He's making excuses to piss on your car. Punch him in the dick.
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By far the oddest post I've seen........ ten bucks says he pisses on your car.....

Make that $20, for him not being able to piss far enough.
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#25
He could probably do it with an erection, which shouldn't be a problem anyway as you seem to be quite comfortable with your buddy's dick out and about.
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#26
Don't make a cardboard model for him to pee over, because then you would have to clean up a bunch of piss soaked cardboard.
#27
LMAO at this thread.
i dont think he could do it.
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#28
Why don't you take his kidneys when he's sleeping. You can't lose!
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#29

I don't think it will happen. Be prepared to wash your car.
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#30
So what does one person get if the other loses the bet?
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