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So i called, went though that entire stupid process, told the dude i have no reasonable means of getting there, its frekin downtown from East Los, at 745 in the bloody morning. I dont give a flyin**** if it was for the damn OJ trial i am not getting up at 6 in the damn morning for no one.


Anyone know of any good excuses to get the hell out?
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#2
Wait...you're bailing out on jury duty because you're lazy?
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#3
I dunno...do you think for yourself?
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#5
Pretend to be an anti-gun activist and smear yourself with fake blood? Or real blood. Either way it should be a good show.
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#7
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Wait...you're bailing out on jury duty because you're lazy?


No, because it takes like 5 buses to get there, and at 6 in the morning it'll be bloody hell
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#8
Say you hate *insert ethnicity*
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#10
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Say you hate *insert ethnicity*

HAHAHAH

ya know... I honestly think i can pull it off...


Nig nog this..
Mexicant that...
chink a dink...

I got some good ones.
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#11
Wait. You can't go or you won't go?
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#13
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Wait. You can't go or you won't go?



Means to go are not there

I just turned frekin 19, and i dont have a car
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#14
TC is a dumb, lazy member of society who needs to be given a whippin.'
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#15
inhale some chloroform, turn a chair up side-down and sit on it for an hour and say you got raped on the way there.
#16
The day of the trial is a little late to be trying to get out of jury duty. Its also usually best not to piss off the courts.
#17
walk in the court and say three words:

"i hate ******s"

you will never have to worry about jury duty again
#19
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They can throw you in jail for contempt if they choose to do so.

Don't you have to be in court to be charged for contempt of court?
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#20
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So i called, went though that entire stupid process, told the dude i have no reasonable means of getting there, its frekin downtown from East Los, at 745 in the bloody morning. I dont give a flyin**** if it was for the damn OJ trial i am not getting up at 6 in the damn morning for no one.


Anyone know of any good excuses to get the hell out?

You CAN go it's just that you don't want to.

Enjoy jail.
#21
You have no excuse not to go.

The courts will pay for your expenses to get there if they are informed. They pay for gas mileage, and in some instances pay for taxis, or in your case. a bus ticket.
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#22
Are the charges and fines worth it? You may have another trial to deal with in addition to jury duty...
#25
Aren't you not supposed to talk about this?
Also you're going away if you don't show up.
#26
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#27
You can't just skip out on it. They will come looking for you and you might get thrown in jail. Jury duty is serious business.


Just figure out a way to get there. Seriously. You will regret it if you don't.


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Dude, it isn't Fight Club.


#28
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You can't just skip out on it. They will come looking for you and you might get thrown in jail. Jury duty is serious business.


Just figure out a way to get there. Seriously. You will regret it if you don't.

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#29
TS, I've concluded that you are what's known as the typical douchebag.
Just go. You have to.
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#30
Just walk in and say alot of racist,sexist and anti-gay things and you'll be out of there.
#31
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Don't you have to be in court to be charged for contempt of court?


No. The charge is at the discretion of the judge. Court doesn't even have to be in session. He can sign an arrest warrant at 2 am.

Actually, it doesn't even have to be a typical court case. Not enough congressmen show up, and the sergeant at arms can arrest members and haul them in so they have enough votes for a quorum.

Don't mess with the government. They play hardball.
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#33
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"Any reason you can't be in this man's jury, son?"
"I'm a cross dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung"


Sounds like something from a movie I once watched... a movie involving The Beatles.
#34
say that you're prejudiced against all races.


I however assume you would MUCH rather serve your country, rather than be a commie, right comrade?
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#35
Just tell them the truth, you know you'll be a great juror because you can spot a guilty person a mile away.
#36
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Pretend to be an anti-gun activist and smear yourself with fake blood? Or real blood. Either way it should be a good show.

What was that movie called? The Juror or something?

Anyways TS, you are bound by law to serve the court if they see you fit to stand as a juror. You could be going on a plane trip somewhere and tell you to postpone it to serve the justice system. Unless they're feeling nice, there's not much you can do except be the one juror who holds everyone else up and force the prosecution to hold a mistrial.

But I highly doubt your a juror for an OJ Simpson trial. No one would miss that. Stop lying, you f*ck.
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#37
go, take a sweet book, and vote not guilty.
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#38
remember that when you go, you can't just **** about and just choose "guilty" or "not guilty" just for ****s and gigs, you could be the guy who decides to put and innocent man in jail, or the guy who puts a real criminal back on the streets. remember what you're there for.
#40
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What was that movie called? The Juror or something?

Anyways TS, you are bound by law to serve the court if they see you fit to stand as a juror. You could be going on a plane trip somewhere and tell you to postpone it to serve the justice system. Unless they're feeling nice, there's not much you can do except be the one juror who holds everyone else up and force the prosecution to hold a mistrial.

But I highly doubt your a juror for an OJ Simpson trial. No one would miss that. Stop lying, you f*ck.


Dude, read the intro paragraph..

tard
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