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a guy get hit by a car, but he had the most surprising reaction ever, he simply got up and said "my dog is runing away ill sue you later" the driver drove off and me and my friends had a laugh..
he must love that dog.

so what are some surprising reactions youve seen from people whos sustained an injury?
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#2
I saw a dog get hit by a car once.


But he just got up and said "My human is missing and I can't find him. I'll bite you later."
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^ I agree. To both of em.
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#5
A guy crashed through the fence in my front yard on a motorbike.....he asked when I went to hellp whether I could tape the game for him
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#8
that dog is kind of a dick. his owner gets hit by a car, and he just runs away? mans best friend my ass.
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#9
nope i live in long beach. its not like the guy got hit by the car full speed the car was slowing down, but they guy did get laid out on his back...
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a guy get hit by a car, but he had the most surprising reaction ever, he simply got up and said "my dog is runing away ill sue you later" the driver drove off and me and my friends had a laugh..
he must love that dog.

so what are some surprising reactions youve seen from people whos sustained an injury?


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nope i live in long beach. its not like the guy got hit by the car full speed the car was slowing down, but they guy did get laid out on his back...

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Isn't that hit and run?, if he he just drives away?
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that dog is kind of a dick. his owner gets hit by a car, and he just runs away? mans best friend my ass.


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#16
i dont know if it hit a run, the drive did leave right away, but, so did the other guy....you just really had to be there man lol. the sound of the guys voice quivered after he got hit.
well im sure i would have over reacted and said he broke every bone in my body idk
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#18
Ffs, why do people have to sue others for the slightest inconvenience.

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A guy crashed through the fence in my front yard on a motorbike.....he asked when I went to hellp whether I could tape the game for him


you son of a bitch.

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Ffs, why do people have to sue others for the slightest inconvenience.

i could imagine slighter inconveniences than getting hit by a car.
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i could imagine slighter inconveniences than getting hit by a car.


I dunno... I'd say a hot cup of coffee without a warning is worse than getting hit by a car. I mean, imagine if you've been hit by a car, you're in hospital, order a coffee, drink that fucker ASAP - because there's no warning that coffee is hot, it could have been a fucking frappe for fuck's sake) - and you burn yourself.

Now that is a fuck of an inconvenience amiright?
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Ffs, why do people have to sue others for the slightest inconvenience.

Because it is THE AMERICAN WAY.
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I dunno... I'd say a hot cup of coffee without a warning is worse than getting hit by a car. I mean, imagine if you've been hit by a car, you're in hospital, order a coffee, drink that fucker ASAP - because there's no warning that coffee is hot, it could have been a fucking frappe for fuck's sake) - and you burn yourself.

Now that is a fuck of an inconvenience amiright?

yea, i know what you mean.

one time i was standing on the street, feeling litigious, when a bird flew by. the bird proceeded to crap on my shirt. my eyes narrowed to slits. my fists clenched at my sides. the rage built up inside me as i saw him fly away. i muttered under my breath "i will have your nest, bird!"

and i did, through the power of lawsuits.
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I saw a bike getting owned by a dog once.

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#29
I saw a guy walk out onto a junction when a car was coming he got hit but wasn't knnocked dow. He just turned around and punched the bonnet gave the guy the finger and told him to **** off.
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