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#1
okay so i was just on msn with my ex-gf and she told me she wants to be friends with benefits... this is so awesome im pumped... have ever of u guys been in similiar situation or whatever as this? any feedback/advice/whatever...
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#2
not as fun as you think it is, trust me
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#3
She's going to do you up the butt with a strap-on, dude. And not the one she carries in her handbag "for emergencies". The big petrol-driven one she keeps under the bed.
#5
I wrote a book about it once. It was mostly pictures I crudely made in MS paint depicting me and the girl's sex acts.

Still got published though.
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#6
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I wrote a book about it once. It was mostly pictures I crudely made in MS paint depicting me and the girl's sex acts.

Still got published though.

I bought it
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#7
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not as fun as you think it is, trust me

this. sex IMO is usually much more awsome when it's an emotional thing.
#8
I love when people brag about their sex lives to strangers on UG.
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#9
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I bought it


Me too.

But now all the pages are sticky... Damn you Kensai and your manly sexiness.

EDIT:

Sorry about the double post.
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WITH TANGERINE TREES AND MARMALADE SKIES...
#10
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#11
Don't waste your time with that ****, it's never ending. because you'll always fight, hence never have sex, but still never be allowed a girlfriend because your friend with benefits goes and stuffs it all up.
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#12
Fun for a little while but it will all come crashing down eventually. Or you will end up dating her. Those are the only foreseeable outcomes.
#14
means she can poke whoever she wants, but she's making you think you might actually get some from her if you hang out, which isn't gonna happen
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#15
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I wrote a book about it once. It was mostly pictures I crudely made in MS paint depicting me and the girl's sex acts.

Still got published though.

how did you get unbanned? :/
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#16
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I wrote a book about it once. It was mostly pictures I crudely made in MS paint depicting me and the girl's sex acts.

Still got published though.


that makes it a picture-book then.
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#17
Friends with benefits only really works if you were just friends to begin with. Since you were her bf she will probably use it against you.

If I were you id do it with her one last time, at climax yell 'oh *random girls name*' and have fun enduring the aftermath.

Mind games son, play them


Also watch out for any powered man replacement devices.
#18
Ok, now I read the first post:
Use this opportunity to mess around with her. Slip it in pooper "accidentally", cum in her eye (you can find a way!), etc etc.
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#19
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I love when people brag about their sex lives to strangers on UG.


I wasn't bragging. I was telling/asking for tips and stuff...

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Friends with benefits only really works if you were just friends to begin with. Since you were her bf she will probably use it against you.


What do you mean, use it against me?
You are like a hurricane
There's calm in your eye.
And I'm gettin' blown away
To somewhere safer
where the feeling stays.
I want to love you but
I'm getting blown away.
#21
i like you cus your on the football forum but iv made a pledge of purging the world of people who say 'yeah boiiiii' so im sorry but i have to kill you...

sorry
#22
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I wasn't bragging. I was telling/asking for tips and stuff...


What do you mean, use it against me?

You'll learn, son. You'll learn.
And you'll probably wish you'd stuck to interfering with yourself.
#23
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What do you mean, use it against me?


Well if some other girl enters the scene your gf will ward her away from you. Imagine it as she's a shepard and youre her sheep.

When a wolf/other girl comes along the shepard scares away the wolf. Either by saying youre not totally broken up or some crap along that lines. Chic's can get pretty inventive.

This shepard like behaviour is of no use even though the sheep gets it on with the shepard. Sure the sheep may be happy with it but it could be alot happier with some wolf action.
#24
If you ever say " yeaaa boi" in a Thread title again.
Ill end you.
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#25
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If you ever say " yeaaa boi" in a Thread title again.
Ill end you.

HAHAHAHA I was thinking something along these lines too.....
#26
I thought you meant make a friend who's on benefits.
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#27
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Well if some other girl enters the scene your gf will ward her away from you. Imagine it as she's a shepard and youre her sheep.

When a wolf/other girl comes along the shepard scares away the wolf. Either by saying youre not totally broken up or some crap along that lines. Chic's can get pretty inventive.

This shepard like behaviour is of no use even though the sheep gets it on with the shepard. Sure the sheep may be happy with it but it could be alot happier with some wolf action.


Preid.....BEST ANALOGY EVER!!!!!!


and TS he is completely right on this, take it from someone who's been there
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XD not bad

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I must say, i love it!
#28
Quote by Preid
Well if some other girl enters the scene your gf will ward her away from you. Imagine it as she's a shepard and youre her sheep.

When a wolf/other girl comes along the shepard scares away the wolf. Either by saying youre not totally broken up or some crap along that lines. Chic's can get pretty inventive.

This shepard like behaviour is of no use even though the sheep gets it on with the shepard. Sure the sheep may be happy with it but it could be alot happier with some wolf action.

So... the ideal situation is to find a cannibalistic crazy lady?
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Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#29
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So... the ideal situation is to find a cannibalistic crazy lady?


I'snt that always the ideal situation?
PICTURE YOURSELF IN A BOAT ON A RIVER
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#30
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okay so i was just on msn with my ex-gf and she told me she wants to be friends with benefits... this is so awesome im pumped... have ever of u guys been in similiar situation or whatever as this? any feedback/advice/whatever...


I split up with my ex-girlfreind 3 years ago this summer.


She decided we should stop sleeping together in January.
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#31
You do realise this is going to end in you being in a relationship with this girl again?
Has nobody watched a ****ing movie before?!?
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#32
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You do realise this is going to end in you being in a relationship with this girl again?
Has nobody watched a ****ing movie before?!?

Everyone in the Pit watches f*cking movies. At least, they watch the clips the websites let you see without paying.
#33
Yeaaa boi!
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#34
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Everyone in the Pit watches f*cking movies. At least, they watch the clips the websites let you see without paying.


Good, decided to tack that extra question on there to make sure i wasnt fapping too much.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#35
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Good, decided to tack that extra question on there to make sure i wasnt fapping too much.

Just as I thought.
And TBH, the only possible way you could fap too much would be to initiate the second fap before finishing the first.
I dunno how that would work, though.
#36
When I read the thread title I thought it would be TS ranting on about his friends being on benefits and leeching off the country. I am disappoint.
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#37
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Just as I thought.
And TBH, the only possible way you could fap too much would be to initiate the second fap before finishing the first.
I dunno how that would work, though.


Start yanking your balls before you finish your main fap, just to get your momentum going.
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#39
i would love friends with benefits, shame no one wants to do me


except gay guys, they want to do me


i dont want to do them

#40
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Me too

i thought that was an odd kind of thing to warrant a "yeaaa boi"
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