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#1
I saw this movie, Knowing, where nicholas cage finds this note from the past that predicts the apocalypse...

now i want to somehow forge a note and make it seem like its genuine and that an asteroid is going to blow up our house tomorrow.

does anyone have any ideas to make this seem more real? or if someone else wants to try this?

he's only 9 i'm hoping he'll buy it.
#2
wait, didn't nicholas cage also make the movie "next"? which was a race against time to stop a nuclear holocaust or something?


kinda one-sided actor, isn't he?
#3
Dont. He is really gonna freakk out and cry, and your parents will just bitch slap you.
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#4
Write the note on white paper, singe the edges with fire (lighter is best) the soak it in some tea (with out milk) when it dries it will look well old. Should make it look a bit better
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I laughed at the idea of you tricking your brother into dying
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"So uh, I found this mysterious note from the past in our mail box. It says you're going to die by asteroid tomorrow. Sorry bud..."

That's real believable :|
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#9
I don't see why people go to all this trouble just to upset someone. Just punch him in the face. Quicker and much more effective.
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I saw this movie, Knowing, where nicholas cage finds this note from the past that predicts the apocalypse...

now i want to somehow forge a note and make it seem like its genuine and that an asteroid is going to blow up our house tomorrow.

does anyone have any ideas to make this seem more real? or if someone else wants to try this?

he's only 9 i'm hoping he'll buy it.



If you can get your hands on a caligraphy pen and write it in that, it would be awsome.

Also try including little secrets or facts that your borther doesn't know you know, they way he will believe its personalised to him...

Maybe get a news shop about an asterioid and edit it so as to remove the sound and re-record it as a voice over saying that an asteroid is going to hit earth tommorw, get this on dvd and slot it in the player, play it when he's not really paying attention then call him over, after wards distract him and switch the channel onto usual t.v


Oooh and go on one of those fake news, generater sites and make a news site about an asteroid about to hit earth, i mean if you apply yourself you can have fun with this.
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Dont. He is really gonna freakk out and cry, and your parents will just bitch slap you.

TS's idea has probably already happened to Pinky19 & he was terrified by it
I still say it'd be funny to watch
#12
TS just wants his brother to think he's going to die so he can utter the immortal words:
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#13
thats one way to go...why don't you plan an elaborate prank where he thinks he's grown 10ft tall? just get small versions of stuff and replace all his clothes with baby clothes of a similar design
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#14
Do it ******, post pics, etc.,etc.,etc.

No really, this could turn out some real lulz, so go all out.
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#17
This can be potentially good so I'll just leave this post here and come back later........

Remember that subtlety (sp?) is the best way to scare him..... I've been watching a bit of Leverage haha.
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there is no way this going to work

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#19
Did your brother see the movie with you? if he did that would help alot.
but you could try somthing like this

Make a note with a code similar to the ones in the movie, that would say the house is gonna blow up tomorrow. or if he doesnt know how to decipher the code, make it up. make the note the way Vendetta16 said by making it look old.

Do you have an Attic or a Basement? Preferably attic, but basement will work. Hide the note somewhere in either one, but make it visable enough for your brother to find it.

tell your brother that you overheard your parents takling about finding ancient documents and stuff when they were young, and you wanted to go looking for them. convince him to go with you that it will be fun. say you will look in one area and he should start over in another. make sure to put him in the area where you hid the note. now when he finds it, he will probably tel lyou unless he is a really selfish brat lol. so then you go over to him and say wow it must be some code. (now if he hasnt seen the movie, just say you saw a movie or read somthing on the internet about how to decipher the code. If he has seen the movie just say it must be the same from the movie)

now look at it like you are thinking haqrd and trying to decipher it. this is where you need to act. after looking over it a bit, yu need to have a horrified look on your face. maybe throw the paper down yell like noo! or somthing. get him scared because if you are scared he will be. then tell him what it said. if im right the note in the movies didnt say how the people were gonna die, just when right? if im wrong then ignore this part. but dont tel lhim a meteor is gonna crash just say it says we will all die tomorrow.

Idk what to do from here. just make it beleivable. I would probably sit there curl up and fake cry. and if he trys talking to you or somthing. shoo him away and say stuff to make him think you really beleive it and get him to leave the attic/basemet. that is when he will start screaming around the house with his ass scared off.
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#20
okay i burnt the edges and dumped tea all over it, then wrapped it in another piece of paper and covered the whole thing with scotch tape. now i think i'm going to give it to him and say i found it in a hole in my wall and to see what it is. i'll try recording it on my phone, i just hope it'll work.
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I don't see why people go to all this trouble just to upset someone. Just punch him in the face. Quicker and much more effective.


Or just take them to Mansfield


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okay i burnt the edges and dumped tea all over it, then wrapped it in another piece of paper and covered the whole thing with scotch tape. now i think i'm going to give it to him and say i found it in a hole in my wall and to see what it is. i'll try recording it on my phone, i just hope it'll work.


thats not elaborate enough..its not gonna work..
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#25
actually just had a thought, why go to all this trouble when you could just dig a hole in the back garden, convince him theres cash in it and then bury him alive, then one day your parents find the mutilated, body of there 9 year old son and you tell them,trying depseretly to keep a straight face that you buried him alive.

Thats a funny day for all.
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actually just had a thought, why go to all this trouble when you could just dig a hole in the back garden, convince him theres cash in it and then bury him alive, then one day your parents find the mutilated, body of there 9 year old son and you tell them,trying depseretly to keep a straight face that you buried him alive.

Thats a funny day for all.



Man, thats the best suggestion yet.
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thats ****ed up but still
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wait, didn't nicholas cage also make the movie "next"? which was a race against time to stop a nuclear holocaust or something?


kinda one-sided actor, isn't he?

He was also in Valley Girl where he stalks a chick younger than him until he gets her to go with him.
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#34
Just get some fake blood and fake your own death in front of him, pussy. But only if he's been bad.
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#35
alright so i gave it to him, and walked up to my room... 30 seconds later he walks in with like a half-smile on his face, half-worried smile, and says ... ben it's from 40 years ago, read it

lol i was laughing the whole time i read it, but i said at the end... go show it to dad!!
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brilliant.
#39
Make the note on the computer using some fancy oldish text. Soak it in tea, bake it for a bit on a frying pan whil still wet(will give it the old crinkled look), and singe the edges. Maybe burry it in the ground and have an edge sticking out. Go outside with your brother, and pretend to see it and be all like "wtf is that in the ground? Maybe we should go check it out" Unbury it and let the fun begin. and btw the ink shouldnt smudge as long as long as your gentil with it in the tea.
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alright so i gave it to him, and walked up to my room... 30 seconds later he walks in with like a half-smile on his face, half-worried smile, and says ... ben it's from 40 years ago, read it

lol i was laughing the whole time i read it, but i said at the end... go show it to dad!!


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