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hi my names keri and im a dumbass who is awkward EVEN around my close friends lately because i have nothing interesting to talk about. what are some ways to get smart, i need more information on stuff floating around in my head, will reading the posts on various subjects help me get smarter so i can have more stuff to talk about? plz help

sincerely yours,
keri55
#3
Yes, you should take particular notice of the photoshop threads. Intelligence is quite literally flowing over the edge of my screen onto my desk when I go through those.
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#6
Talk about teh pr0ns bro.
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#7
not in the pit

there are things to learn, but dont take stupid advice either, remember its the internet
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#8
if you want a good conversation just go up to a girl and say "i choo choo choooose you!"
#9
Yes, the pit definitely is the place of learning.
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#11
Going to the pit in the hopes of getting smarter is like going to a traintrack hoping not to get hit by trains.

I suppose you can just watch the creationism vs. evolution thread. Some of the most brilliant of UG is there. And the polar opposite of the most brilliant minds.
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#15
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lol I kno rite???

i yoosed not talk such gud england. nao shaksperez mah bich
#16
Just read my posts. There like an encyclopidia of smartnes an gud speling/gramer.

Or you could just try reading wikipedia for days on end.

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#17
Welcome sir. We here at the pit value knowledge and learning above all else, and will be happy to accomodate (sp? lol) any of your intellectual needs. We offer many areas of study:

Pedo 101
Fapping for enlightenment
Date Rape simulators
Marujuana studies
/b/ meme classes
etc.

We hope you find these topics enlightening, and share them with all your friends.
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#18
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i r b much more smarter since i bin comin on heer lol

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#19
Ug as a whole has made me smarter, plus the pit gets so off topic that you'll learn things you never thought you could
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#20
If going on the pit makes you smarter then you really need to sort your life out.

However, I've learnt a lot from GG&A.
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Quote by keri55
hi my names keri and im a dumbass who is awkward EVEN around my close friends lately because i have nothing interesting to talk about. what are some ways to get smart, i need more information on stuff floating around in my head, will reading the posts on various subjects help me get smarter so i can have more stuff to talk about? plz help

sincerely yours,
keri55

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#22
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Ug as a whole has made me smarter, plus the pit gets so off topic that you'll learn things you never thought you could


wait wtf? we're supposed to be following a topic? ****, I knew I was doing it wrong.

See? Learned somethin right there.
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#23
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Welcome sir. We here at the pit value knowledge and learning above all else, and will be happy to accomodate (sp? lol) any of your intellectual needs. We offer many areas of study:

Pedo 101
Fapping for enlightenment
Date Rape simulators
Marujuana studies
/b/ meme classes
etc.

We hope you find these topics enlightening, and share them with all your friends.

Anyone else think these would be the most fun classes in the history of the world?

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#26
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Anyone else think these would be the most fun classes in the history of the world?

I'd rather get "hookers and you: how to get your money's worth out of that skanky ho"
#28
thanks guys, i used to read the pit posts every day a few years ago, and i learnt what some pretty big words meant, like 'rational', irrelevant' and 'plausible' in the religion thread. i just need to know whats going on in every topic of the world though, because not everybody likes to talk about the same stuff, i should probably start being more social too, and hope something interesting happens so i can share it with my friends. starting today, i'm going to read every thread on UG and aquire information!!!
#30
you should look in the pit. this was a place for boosting iq, but the title is too long, so it was called pit.
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#31
read newspapers. Some great stuff in them, also watch mock the week
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget......... so why study
#32
Quote by keri55
thanks guys, i used to read the pit posts every day a few years ago, and i learnt what some pretty big words meant, like 'rational', irrelevant' and 'plausible' in the religion thread. i just need to know whats going on in every topic of the world though, because not everybody likes to talk about the same stuff, i should probably start being more social too, and hope something interesting happens so i can share it with my friends. starting today, i'm going to read every thread on UG and aquire information!!!

I think a great age of UG is about to begin. Anyone else getting that feeling?

BTW, I'll offer to teach "SRCH 1113 - Intro to Searching" at UGU.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#33
Quote by keri55
thanks guys, i used to read the pit posts every day a few years ago, and i learnt what some pretty big words meant, like 'rational', irrelevant' and 'plausible' in the religion thread. i just need to know whats going on in every topic of the world though, because not everybody likes to talk about the same stuff, i should probably start being more social too, and hope something interesting happens so i can share it with my friends. starting today, i'm going to read every thread on UG and aquire information!!!


Just watch the news, read more often, and do your best to educate yourself on certain topics. Like if you hear someone talking about evolution, go do some reading on it. The Pit is for off-topic discussion. There are much better websites and sources for what you're attempting.

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read newspapers. Some great stuff in them, also watch mock the week


Newspapers are good too. Just not the Daily Mail, go for broadsheets. And maybe use a dictionary too if you struggle with certain words. Might seem a bit silly to some but there's nothing wrong with trying to educate yourelf. Makes you very respectable in my opinion.
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#35
I don't think we can help you. Anybody that posts a thread in the Pit looking for advice on how to reduce their nipple size is pretty much why the rest of us come here.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=977647
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#38
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You know what else will get you really smart? If you delete System 32.

Don't do this. You know that's bannable, right?

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#39
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I don't think we can help you. Anybody that posts a thread in the Pit looking for advice on how to reduce their nipple size is pretty much why the rest of us come here.
https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=977647

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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#40
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Don't do this. You know that's bannable, right?

Dammit. We could have gotten rid of two of them. Wtf were you thinking Steve?????
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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