Poll: What do you think when you pick up and strap on your ELECTRIC guitar?
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View poll results: What do you think when you pick up and strap on your ELECTRIC guitar?
This is my guitar. There are many like it, but this one is MINE. My guitar is ..
121 44%
This thing is so heavy I could mame someone with it!
24 9%
God this is this thing ugly.
6 2%
I love you too!
40 15%
I hate you!.. DIE!
1 0%
I shouldve picked your sister!
9 3%
What a piece of crap!
14 5%
Best purchase since I bought boxer briefs!
15 5%
I must break you!
2 1%
Your curves are more attractive than my girlfriends.
42 15%
Voters: 274.
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#1
When I hold my guitar I think..

BTW THIS IS A POLL (so chill for a minute while I think of funny awesome things)
70's rocked,80's sucked! 90's were Awesome! 2000's suck as well (vocader Hip-Hop, Jamacian sounding R&B and all the rock bands sound the same (Hinder/Saving Abel/Buck Cherry)See a pattern?Heres hoping the next decade dares to sound different!
#2
*chillaxing*
Sunn O))):
Quote by Doppelgänger
You could always just sleep beside your refrigerator.

Guitar:
- Ibanez S670FM w/ JB
- Fender 'Lite Ash' Stratocaster
- Fender '72 Deluxe Telecaster
- Arbiter LP Jr. Doublecut
Amp:
- Laney VC15

'72 Tele Appreciation Group
RIP DIO
#3

still waiting....
Cyanide Drip

Quote by Myfirstpubes
you're saying that everytime someone in the Pit fapped, they produced magic? Wow, we'd be in fucking Narnia by now by the Pit's rate of masturbation.


Quote by larrytheguitar
I jizzed while he gave me a lecture on using coasters.
#5
You could've thought of funny awesome things before you made the thread, y'know?
Questions of science
Science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
#6
damn i wish i had a better guitar
My Deviantart

Great Minds Think Alike
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
You sigged me, AND had an idea the same as mine!
I like you.

About my Lady Gaga/Pokemon parody
Quote by Mike50227
XD not bad

Quote by ExOblivione
You're my hero.

Quote by myevilside
I must say, i love it!
#7
i shouldn't have tried to stuff that hooker into an igloo cooler after i chopped her up. some jogger's going to want to chill down some tasty beverages and get a rude surprise
RIFT.CANYON.DREAMS.


Quote by Oroborous
I'm trying to cover one of my bedroom walls in semen. I'm about half way done.

Pics coming soon
#17
"making your own guitar FTW!"
Quote by RU Experienced?
See the FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- thread, he's a God amongst men.

^^ about me


Confucius once say: "Women is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time, 1/4 ragtime."

This is my sig, get over it. ಠ_ಠ
#18
"I shouldve picked your sister!" Because while my SG is a very nice guitar and I love(d) it, I'd be better suited with a Fender Telecaster '52 Reissue for what my playing has become.


EDIT: And I know SGs and Telecasters aren't really "sister" guitars, it's the closest thing I could find on that list.
Quote by Diet_coke_head
I love taking a nice dip of some horse shit, so good.
#19
Quote by devilmaycry1979
When I hold my guitar I think..
"I'm sure glad I'm playing guitar instead of reading some dumbass thread made by devilmaycry1979"
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#21
"Right then, which chord should I start with?"
My setup:

Fender Telecaster Blacktop
Epiphone Les Paul Negative
VOX Valvetronix VT-30
Fulltone OCD
Boss FZ-5
#22
Quote by ComradSputnik
*input jack goes there*



Wasted Much?
70's rocked,80's sucked! 90's were Awesome! 2000's suck as well (vocader Hip-Hop, Jamacian sounding R&B and all the rock bands sound the same (Hinder/Saving Abel/Buck Cherry)See a pattern?Heres hoping the next decade dares to sound different!
#23
Whenever I pick up my guitar, I think about how much this thread sucks.
#24
when i pick up my guitar, all i wanna do is finger that g string
love is love // return to dust
#25
Quote by tancanada
when i pick up my guitar, all i wanna do is finger that g string



finger goes WHERE?!
Quote by lockedandlogan
Let me get this straight. You're asking a bunch of people who are sitting at their computers, likely due to boredom, what to do for fun.



Quote by GaijinFoot
Old chinese proverb says: Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

Wise words
#26
Quote by Jlovesmetal
You could've thought of funny awesome things before you made the thread, y'know?

That's not true.... That's impossible!

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


Quote by Trowzaa
I only play bots. Bots never abandon me. (´・ω・`)

#27
Quote by DudE132
Whenever I pick up my guitar, I think about how much this thread sucks.


That was colder than eskimo pussy.
In diesem Herz hab ich die Macht.

Gear:
Fender MIM HSS Strat (Wine Red)
VOX Valvetronix VT20+
Kay K390 Acoustic
#29
I know I picked the right guitar because each time I see it/play it/think of it I get a woody
It's all just a joke


#30
i think of what song to play
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#32
When I pickup my guitar and sling it round my neck. I get overwhelmed by this feeling of man power. The feeling you get when you know ****s about to get heavy.

This picture sums it up nicely, size essential to show power.

#33
This is my guitar. There are many like it, but this one is mine. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me my guitar is useless. Without my guitar, I am useless. I must play my guitar true. I must play better than the enemy who is trying to outplay me. I must outplay him before he outplays me. I will. My guitar and I know that what counts in music is not the genres we play, the noise of the crowd, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the music that counts. We will make it.

My guitar is human, even as I am human, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its parts, its accessories, its pickups and its neck. I will keep my guitar clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other.

Before God I swear this creed. My guitar and I are the defenders of music. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
Last edited by Killedelphia19 at Aug 3, 2009,
#34
best purchase since Boxer briefs.
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..



#35
This is my guitar.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My guitar is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life.
without me My guitar is useless. Without my guitar, I am useless.
I must sweep my guitar true.
I must shred faster than my enemy who is trying to embaress me.
I must outshred him before he out shreds me. I will...

Before God I swear this creed.
My guitar and myself are the defenders of my genre.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no Punk, but only METAL.
Quote by ATREYUFAN4LIFE

lol wowow you guys dont know good music then... get out of your deth metal and screamo ruts and listen to something that has emotion in the music...


Call me Mike, all my friends do.
#36
Quote by IAMREALLYCOOL
this is quite good


Hey thanks man! I try to create a funny poll here an there to keep people from getting bored here on UG.
70's rocked,80's sucked! 90's were Awesome! 2000's suck as well (vocader Hip-Hop, Jamacian sounding R&B and all the rock bands sound the same (Hinder/Saving Abel/Buck Cherry)See a pattern?Heres hoping the next decade dares to sound different!
#38
The fact that people didn't pick the FMJ quote makes me want to kill everyone on this website.
Quote by Les_Frederiksen
PlayMadness, you give me hope for mankind.

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PlayMadness - Jesus 2.0

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Society's doing great. There's a rise of people like PlayMadness. I feel pretty good about the way things are going.
#39
Normally I say...damn this guitar is an acoustic and not an electric.
The content of this signature is pretty much irrelevant
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