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#2
Rape.
Blindfolds aside I'd probably still close my eyes

And try to feel a trembling fetal life inside
that shotgun barrel that's about to make me bleed

Like an ulcer in the stomach of the beast


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your sarcasam amuses me


CSUSM
#4
Chocolates wrapped up real nice in a basket.
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+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#5
No, because i'm still pissed that no one got me a house warming gift when I moved.
I wanted a ****ing pie.
#6
Jello Mold! A la Rugrats.
Telecaster - SG - Jaguar
Princeton Reverb, Extra Reverb
P-Bass - Mustang Bass
Apogee Duet 2 - Ableton Suite
#8
When I first moved in a few years ago, one of our neighbors brought us a gallon of skim milk. That was pretty weird.
#9
Dick in a box
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#10
Quote by col50
Burn a cross in their front lawn

It's a welcome cross!
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#12
Leave a baby at their doorstep.

Wait 13 years until the baby grows.

Tell the child that you know who killed his parent.

Have child go on an adventure.

At the end tell the child that you killed his parents.

Be killed by child, stopping you from making more threads like this one.
Last edited by JacobTheMe at Aug 3, 2009,
#14
I agree with the cross.. Or get fake nzai tattoos and then put em on and walk over and show them... You could also go outside and play your guitar Extremly loud... you could poop on there lawn... not the dog... you
#15
Knock on their door and tell them that you are required by law to notify them that you are a registered sex offender.
kill all humans
#17
Get a spider III full stack and crank it, pointed towards their house.
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Excessive punctuation!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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+infinity

I have infinity.
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yea its way too much for my little stick lol
#18
Quote by sw1ss023
Get a spider III full stack and crank it, pointed towards their house.

If the volume won't drive them away, the tone will.
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#21
Quote by JayT44
Dick in a box



This is the best decision.
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#22
Quote by alaskan_ninja
Knock on their door and tell them that you are required by law to notify them that you are a registered sex offender.



Yes do this.... and videotape it and put it on youtube.
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#23
Find out their musical tastes and buy them a CD. Everyone likes music, and everyone likes getting free music(Case-and-point; Piracy) that they like, and everyone likes making friends with someone they have a common interest with, such as music.
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#25
Quote by necrosis1193
Find out their musical tastes and buy them a CD. Everyone likes music, and everyone likes getting free music(Case-and-point; Piracy) that they like, and everyone likes making friends with someone they have a common interest with, such as music.


Hey, that's an idea. I think I'm gonna get to know these people better than my last neighbor, who was 98 years old and then died.
#26
Quote by Seattle_sound35
who was 98 years old and then died.

That's horrible, How'd she die?


Lol JK
daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#27
Fender American Special HSS Stratocaster
Ibanez 1987 Roadstar II Deluxe
Yamaha THR10X
Marshall JCM900 SL-X
Ibanez WD-7 Weeping Demon Wah
TC Electronic Polytune
Seymour Duncan Tweakfuzz
#28
Invite them to your house for a "party" then lock them in your backyard with a high security fence surrounding them...assuming they are middle eastern that is

Reference anyone?
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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Quote by theknuckster
It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#29
Quote by ExtremeMetalFTW
If the volume won't drive them away, the tone will.


and it will!!
It has come to my recent attention that our good friend CoreysMonster is not permanently detained in the Fotb.

i would like to make an apology to the following people:


that is all.

I use Linux
#30
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Invite them to your house for a "party" then lock them in your backyard with a high security fence surrounding them...assuming they are middle eastern that is

Reference anyone?


American Dad
#31
Quote by kashuul
American Dad

Good for you! It's not as good as family guy or south park but it has it's moments...
Church burning is good for the (social) environment

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(ಠ_ృ--------


Quote by theknuckster
It's like you take vodka, and then dilute it down until it's pretty much water, but still call it vodka, and proceed to pretend to get heavily wasted off it.
#32
Quote by XxDethmetalxX
Good for you! It's not as good as family guy or south park but it has it's moments...


It's getting better
#33
Just get a pizza box and cut a hole in it. You'll know what to do next.
Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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#34
Give them a dead cat. Tell them you searched a whole day for one.
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#35
Quote by RipeFlesh
Just get a pizza box and cut a hole in it. You'll know what to do next.

I think I saw a website like that once
#37

Just made it, just for you TS.
Bari Build

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#38
Tough seeing as you don't know them. Offer to help them moving furniture.

Maybe some candles or something decrative for their house?
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you nose started bleeding, so the first thing you do is post it on UG? i don't understand the reasoning behind that one my friend



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screw grammar i practice economic typing.
#40
Quote by JacobTheMe
Leave a baby at their doorstep.

Wait 13 years until the baby grows.

Tell the child that you know who killed his parent.

Have child go on an adventure.

At the end tell the child that you killed his parents.

Be killed by child, stopping you from making more threads like this one.


Am I the only one who thought of Harry Potter?
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