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#2
It's just a flesh wound.
I'd have a better one, but I looked at my shirt and typed what I saw.
#7
Quote by davrossss
NI!!!!


/thread


Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
#8
Quote by kashuul
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say ni at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.


Did you say you deal in shrubberies?
#10
Quote by davrossss
Did you say you deal in shrubberies?


Yes. Shrubberies are my trade. I'm a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
#11
"It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."

"There are some who call me... Tim."
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#12
Beautiful Plumage!


Are you sure you would not like anything else Mr. Creosot?
No, fuck off.
What about a wafer thin mint?


We're the knights of the round table, we dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes and footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

(musical interlude)

We're the knights of the round table, our shows, are for-mid-able
But many time we get some rhymes that are quite unsing-able
We're awful mad in Camelot we sing from the diaphragm aloooooot!

(More music)
(Tap dancing)

In war we're tough and able, quite indefatig-able,
Between are quests, we seek, confess and impersonate Clerk Gable
Its a busy life in Camelot.....
I have to push the, Pram a loooooot!

(end of music)
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#13
"First of all, you force him to drop the banana!!!
Next, you eat the banana!!!
Thus, disarming 'im!!!
You have now rendered him 'elpless!!!"

"Suppose he's got a bunch..."
#14
Quote by Dawginator
Beautiful Plumage!


Are you sure you would not like anything else Mr. Creosot?
No, fuck off.
What about a wafer thin mint?


We're the knights of the round table, we dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes and footwork impeccable,
We dine well here in Camelot we eat ham and jam and spam a lot!

(musical interlude)

We're the knights of the round table, our shows, are for-mid-able
But many time we get some rhymes that are quite unsing-able
We're awful mad in Camelot we sing from the diaphragm aloooooot!

(More music)
(Tap dancing)

In war we're tough and able, quite indefatig-able,
Between are quests, we seek, confess and impersonate Clerk Gable
Its a busy life in Camelot.....
I have to push the, Pram a loooooot!

(end of music)


On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
#15
We are NO LONGER the Knights Who Say Ni, we are now the Knights Who Say... Icki-Icki Ptang ZOO BOING *mumble*
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#16
"Camelot!'
'Camelot!'
'Camelot!'
'It's only a model...'
'Sssshhh!"

Also:

'What do you do with witches?'
'Burn them...'
'What else do you burn?'
'More witches?
'And...'
'Wood.'
'So, why do witches burn?'
'Because they're made of wood?'
'So, how can you tell if she's made of wood'
'Build a bridge out of her?'
'Can you not build bridges out of stone?'
'Oh yeah...'
'Does wood sink?
'No, it floats... Throw her in the pond'
'No... What else floats in water?'
...
'A duck?'
'Exactly... So...'
'If she weighs exactly the same as a duck and she floats, she's made from wood'
'Therefore...'
'A witch!'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp_l5ntikaU
#17
The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#18
"He's not the Messiah, He's a very naughty boy"

also

"spare a penny for an old ex leper"

"I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King"

"fetche la vache"
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#19
"Wha? A swallow carrying a coconut? A 5 ounce bird can not carry a one-pound coconut. It's a simple matter of weight ratios...

What if it were an african swallow?"

"I didn't vote for you!"

"Help help I'm being repressed!"

"IT'S A WITCH!"
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#21
Quote by Dawginator
The Ballad of Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken;
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away;
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...




YES!
#23
Quote by dviv17
The knights who formerly said ni: "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing Zow Zing"


OH MY GOD
"The future's uncertain, and The End is always near."
-Jim Morrison
#24
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

He's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!

His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig!

He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
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#26
I played King Arthur once in some sketches we did of the holy grail for drama, so I remember some lines:

GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climates in winter yet these are not strangers to our land.

#27

This is probably the greatest monty python sketch ever.
In other news, this is my 500th post(including pit posts) who would've thought it would be a picture of hilter.
#28
Quote by davrossss
"where is it?'
"it is there"
"what behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit!"


"RUN AWAY!!"
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#29
Any life of brian fans?

"now **** off"
"how shall we **** off, oh lord?"


"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
"Brought peace?"
"Oh, peace - shut up! There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all."
"Uh, well, one."
"Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid."
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#30
Quote by funkbass369
Any life of brian fans?

"now **** off"
"how shall we **** off, oh lord?"


"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?"
"Brought peace?"
"Oh, peace - shut up! There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all."
"Uh, well, one."
"Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid."


Oh yeah! One of my favorite Python scenes ever, Biggus Dickus.
#34
wel...IIIIIIIII didn't vote for you
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I like you.

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I must say, i love it!
#35
Quote by Jaymz_515
*All of The Holy Grail*


my buddy can recite the entire movie word for word complete with correct accents. He can only do it when he's high for some reason though.
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#36
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
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he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#37
"Bring Out'cha Dead!"

"Your Mother was a Hamster and your father Smelt of Eldarberries!
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you know why rabbits are smarter than cows?

fucking cows start moo-ing around for no reason, but rabbits keep their mouth shut until they actually have something to say.

god I hate cows.
#38
I fart in your general direction!

EDIT

I can't believe no one has said "Don't mention the war" yet

Wasn't that Fawlty Towers? Or am I mistaken?
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#39
Wasn't that Fawlty Towers? Or am I mistaken?

Yes, it was Fawlty Towers.

Also, on topic.

SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT.


...


... I got better.
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