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Blog Of Awesome UGers.
Quote by OddOneOut
I seem to attract girls.
Which is annoying, cos I'm a girl and I like cock.

Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
Being an idiot should be illegal too.
#4
Happy birthday Obama!

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
But you can't buy grog.

Are you able to convince sober women to have sex with you

EDIT -- Holy Crap! That cat is TERRIFYING!
#6
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Happy 16th birthday man Now you can go for your learner's license


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#7
I got you...:




A GIANT ****ING CONDOM!


Oh wait...Never mind.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
Last edited by Dawginator at Aug 4, 2009,
#9
Happy Birthday!

I got you:


Steve Gilliard
Quote by coryklok
My god.

Your username... it's amazing.



Yup.
#10
happy b-day man, im not gnna give you anything because you got a awesome cat earlier
Guitars
Jackson SL3MG
Ibanez RGR321EX
Kramer 120
Bass
Epiphone Embassy Standard V
Amp
Engl Ritchie Blackmore Signature
Pick
Jim Dunlop Max Grip Carbon Jazz III
Effects
Boss CH-1 Super Chorus
#11


I got you a laptop computer. This way you don't have to put time into getting a girl, instead all the girls can come...to you!
Quote by grimms
All I know is that if UG were a prison, all of us will either be dead, a prison bitch, or a dead prison bitch.


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#14
Happy Birthday!

Your parents are free now.
Fender American Special HSS Stratocaster
Ibanez 1987 Roadstar II Deluxe
Yamaha THR10X
Marshall JCM900 SL-X
Ibanez WD-7 Weeping Demon Wah
TC Electronic Polytune
Seymour Duncan Tweakfuzz
#15
Quote by Preid







A challenger has appeared.
Quote by grimms
All I know is that if UG were a prison, all of us will either be dead, a prison bitch, or a dead prison bitch.


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#17
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Haha, awesome!!!


Loving all these e-gifts guys, making me feel special .

#19
Hmmmmm, you seem to have bettered my giant ****ing condom...

I shall return.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#25
Quote by MH400
My present was the best, everrrrr


Nope, your present was teh suckzors.


*runs*
Quote by coryklok
My god.

Your username... it's amazing.



Yup.
#26
Mine was the best.

Albeit totally useless, as most presents are.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


Quote by I.O.T.M
You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#27
Quote by fumb-duck
Nope, your present was teh suckzors.


*runs*


"Hey, get back here!"

*Runs after fumb-duck*
RIP Tom Searle.