#1
Am I the only one that has been paranoid before that each fap might be my last?
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#5
Quote by Don_Humpador
As in, if I don't fap now I might die and never do it again?

That, or maybe you think it might not work the next time maybe
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#6
Quote by OldiebutNewbie
That, or maybe you think it might not work the next time maybe


Hang on. I'll check.
#7
Quote by Don_Humpador
Hang on. I'll check.

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#8
Kensai might have checked when he was an old man.


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#10
Lol, nah I'm pretty sure it'll work. I mean, who knows if I'll die or not, anything can happen, but I'm pretty sure it'll work.
#14
Quote by eddievanzant
hm i went so long that i kinda forgot how haha

I smell BS here. Masturbating is like a bicycle, you just never forget how.
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#15
Quote by OldiebutNewbie
Am I the only one that has been paranoid before that each fap might be my last?
Lay off the weed?
#17
Quote by floodinator
I fap because it's good for the prostate...

That's true, always forget that. Best excuse ever! For my health
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#18
Quote by Lil Macker
I smell BS here. Masturbating is like a bicycle, you just never forget how.

I forgot how to rde my bike too

I didn't really forget, but I couldn't get off for some reason. I got better though lol

I'm not talking about the bike ^ haha
#19
I did once, but that was because it had turned a little purple
#20
applies to everything too, including life.
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#22
Quote by eddievanzant
I forgot how to rde my bike too

I didn't really forget, but I couldn't get off for some reason. I got better though lol

I'm not talking about the bike ^ haha


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#25
Quote by Cameronrobson
I don't fap?

Have a go, just to see if you can.
Everyone else is.
If it helps, try watching The Prestige with some mates first.
#26
The worst thing is knowing that one day, your last wank will cum.
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#27
i hope everytime i fap is my last......but my hand, she has other plans ....


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#28
Quote by RubberPuppiessu
The worst thing is knowing that one day, your last wank will cum.

Yea, but by then you'll be so old that your scrotum will no longer be the wrinkliest part of your body.