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It's my third today today without hand to gland combat.

Some of you may say I'm mad but I'm doing this as an experiment. I'm trying to go as long as possible without wanking to see how it affects my behaviour in the next couple of days.

It does however take a ****load of will power and every sight of a cute girl or boobs makes my pants immediately tight.

Has anyone attempted this before?
How long did you last?

I'm aiming for 2 weeks.
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Quote by Philip_pepper
It's my third today today without hand to gland combat.

Some of you may say I'm mad but I'm doing this as an experiment. I'm trying to go as long as possible without wanking to see how it affects my behaviour in the next couple of days.

It does however take a ****load of will power and every sight of a cute girl or boobs makes my pants immediately tight.

Has anyone attempted this before?
How long did you last?

I'm aiming for 2 weeks.

Never before.
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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#9
How old are you? two weeks is easy

And Imdeth^ you are an evil genius
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#11
i survived a week, but that was before puberty fully hit me.

good luck, my friend, you shall need it.
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#13
Quote by imdeth
'bout two days. Good luck


Genius, imdeth, as expected.

hey TS! s'called MOD contest, look em up. Got a thread and ever'thang.
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#14
Best of luck, TS



EDIT: goddammit, I took so long choosing the picture, some smart-arse beat me to it
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On a related, evil, copied side-note:



Have fun!
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#17
Quote by gilly_90
Best of luck, TS



EDIT: goddammit, I took so long choosing the picture, some smart-arse beat me to it

That'd be THE smart-arse, Gilly. This Is imdeth you're talking about.

Now, back to my sabotage.

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#19
I think the longest I lasted was like 2 weeks... The longest I lasted without really caring was like 1 week though, right after I lost my virginity... My hand didn't seem quite as appealing =(
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#20
If he can do it, so can we!

*EDIT*: Not wank for 6 months, I mean...

Just so there wouldn't be any confusion with the above poster.
Last edited by Wood & Metal at Aug 4, 2009,
#21
Good luck bro!!



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Play with V-Picks ?

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That'd be THE smart-arse, Gilly. This Is imdeth you're talking about.

Now, back to my sabotage.


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#24
If you can beat 2 months, you have beaten me.
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Oh you!
Quote by Kensai
Ovenman, your contraptions make women's

clothes evaporate.
____________________


I WANT THE TWOOTH!

____________________________

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That's far too clever to be posted in the Pit.
#26
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I lol'd... I lol'd hard xD
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enjoy, TS!
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#31
Why are we so mean to our fellow pitmonkeys?


mean, yet brotherly....


Not that kind of brother though.


the cool kind.
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#34
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If you can beat 2 months, you have beaten me.

lolpun.





Again!
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#36
Quote by Wood & Metal
Okay, enough with the sabotage. How many wanna try what the TS suggested?
lol Screw that dude. I see no point in doing it. All it does is prove you have willpower, which in that case, you could just give up something else. Then again, it is hard to give up, so I guess it proves you have a lot of it.
#37
Quote by Wood & Metal
Okay, enough with the sabotage. How many wanna try what the TS suggested?

They already thought of it, my friend. Originality is at a premium these days.

..We're just here for some fun before this thread gets reported. Why not mess the poor guy up for some fun?

Besides, no one's posted the MOD thread yet.
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#38
This sounds like a classic episode of Seinfeld. I went a month unconsciously. The thing to do is stay up late so you're exhausted by the day's activities and not thinking about it when you lay down to bed. I myself am at 3 or 4 days now.
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Quote by ToughGuy123
lol Screw that dude. I see no point in doing it. All it does is prove you have willpower, which in that case, you could just give up something else. Then again, it is hard to give up, so I guess it proves you have a lot of it.


Yeah but if you do it too much your mom is gonna end up massaging your J shaped penis.
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