#1
A friend of mine asked me to find some, any help? I cant think of any ATM, and figured the pit would probably be a decent place to start with. it's for high school, so if obscenity is kept at minimum, it would be nice

Need around 10

(An extempore is like a speech from what I gather, and theyre given a time limit of 2 minutes, my friend is organizing the competition)

Edit:- I need situations, not topics
Last edited by luv090909 at Aug 4, 2009,
#2
Do it on the plusses and minuses of slavery.

[IN PHIL WE TRUST]


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#4
It has to be funny

Pointing out in case you didnt notice xD

Edit:- I realized, its not topics as much as situations, so I need SITUATIONS

I might be able to come up with something about airline food
#5
Quote by luv090909
It has to be funny

Pointing out in case you didnt notice xD

Edit:- I realized, its not topics as much as situations, so I need SITUATIONS

I might be able to come up with something about airline food

Oh, you need situations. Okay. Do it as a slave who's really glad the pleasant white men saved him from the jungle.

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#9
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Womens rights


I am disappointed by lack of high five

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Might be able to make that a situations as well

Once again, I need Situations not topics, thanks

Edit:- The white thing probably couldnt be used
Last edited by luv090909 at Aug 4, 2009,
#10
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Womens rights

you bastard, that was mine


feminism
everything purple tastes like grape
everything blue tastes like blueberry
everything pink tastes like watermelon
everything red tastes like strawberry
everything orange tastes like orange
everything yellow tastes like lemon
#13
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Laws of the fashion police

Man Laws would be better, also the reasons they should be enforced.

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#15
Man walks into a bar
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#16
Thanks dizzle,

By situations I mean stuff like

"You walk into a bar, after getting kicked out from another one, your really drunk, and you find your mom sitting in the same bar, drunk as well"

Thats what I came up with because of you

Any more?

And yes, I know I'm bumping it