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#1
Ok so I got guitar hero metallica(flamesheild readied) and I used the lyrics option to view some of the lyrics to their songs. Needless to say most of them are pretty bad.
So post your worst metallica(or other band I guess) lyrics.

The worst I think was from the song frantic, I dont understand how that song made it over ride the lightning..
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#2
how dare you insult metallica.....

kidding i just dont see anything wrong with their songs...
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#3
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how dare you insult metallica.....

kidding i just dont see anything wrong with their songs...


#5
What don't kill you make you more strong.


What.

The.

Fuck.


Edit:

Anthrax - Caught in a Mosh

Your mother made a monster,
Now get the hell out of my house!


Then again, those could just be the best lyrics ever.
Last edited by Grindar at Aug 4, 2009,
#7
Yeahh)... Doin a buck in the latest drop
I got stopped by a lady cop
Ha Ha... she got me thinking I can date a cop
Ha Ha... cause her uniform pants are so tight
She read me my rights
She put me in the car, she cut off all the lights
She said I had the right to remain silent
Now I got her hollering sounding like a siren
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
And I know she the law, and she know I'm the boss
And she know I get high!! a-bove the law
And she know I'm raw, she know it from the street
And all she want me to do is **** the police
Talkin' bout...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yea),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee... (Yea),

[Chorus: Bobby Valentino]
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us (Yeahh)
We can see the sunrise before us (Umm)
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
(Like a cop car)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Heey)...
I'll make ya say...

[Lil Wayne:]
Ha Ha... And after we got done
I said lady what's ya number she said 911
Haaa... emergency only
Head doctor perform surgery on me
Yeahh... and now I'm healed
I make her wear nothing but handcuffs & heels
And I beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah I beat it like a cop
Ha Haaa... beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said beat it like a cop
But I ain't tryna be violent
But I'll do the time but her love is timeless
... Mrs. Officer...
I know you wish ya name was Mrs. Carter huh?
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee (Yeah),
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee, Like a cop car...

[Chorus: Bobby Valentino]
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...
I'll make ya say...

[Kid Kid:]
Mrs. Officer, Mrs. Officer
Tell your lieutenant get them cuffs off of ya
I'm kid kid... my face on every wanted poster
I'm wanted by every lady cop all over
That ass so big I catch a battery to hold ya
My hands so big you thought I told ya to pull it over
She pulled me over... pulled me out the rover
Then she pulled me closer... threw me in the back of the car
Put me in handcuffs start ripping my pants off
(all you heard on the dispatcher was...)
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,

[Chorus: Bobby Valentino]
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...

[Bobby Valentino:]
Maybe you can lock me up and throw away the key,
Call your sergeant and tell him you can't finish your shift...
Cause it's on... tonight...
Breakfast in bed turns to breakfast & head,
And I can't wait to get it on...
Wanna do it all night long... Mrs. Officer

[Chorus: Bobby Valentino]
When I get up all in ya
We can hear the angels calling us
We can see the sunrise before us
And when I'm in that thang, I'll make that body sang
I make it say...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
...
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee,
Wee Ooh Wee Ooh Wee...


not metallica but just one of hundreds of examples of how bad Lil Wayne's lyrics are.
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#9
i love frantic, i love every song on death magnetic, i see nothing wrong with any of their lyrics, if metallica could take the shape of a single women, i would **** her, even though she would probably be about 160+ years old due to their combined ages..
Last edited by Uber Man at Aug 4, 2009,
#10
And a baked apple pie - - YEAH.

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#11
frantic-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tock
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#12
Metallica have some decent stuff, and a masterpiece named Master of Puppets. But as for stupid lyrics, look no further.
"Come lay beside me, this won't hurt I swear
She loves me not, she loves me still, but she'll never love again"
-The Unforgiven II
(what's really unforgiven about this song is that it's a rip-off of Children of the Damned by Iron Maiden)
"Pure black looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try getting back to me
Get back which used to be"
-Harvester of Sorrow

Seriously, those lyrics are retarded.
#14
I think AC/DCs lyrics are the worst.
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#18
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what the ****? that is neither clever nor funny...

I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#19
Quote by tmfiore
frantic-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tock


They stole that from Anthrax's Got the Time.

Got the time tick-tick-tick-tick-tickin in my head!
#20
Quote by Uber Man
i love frantic, i love every song on death magnetic, i see nothing wrong with any of their lyrics, if metallica could take the shape of a single women, i would **** her, even thought she would probably be about 160+ years old due to their combined ages..

#21
I never got why people always complained about the "my lifestyle determines my deathstyle" lyric in Frantic, saying "wtf is that supposed to mean" etc.

are people really too stupid to understand what that's supposed to mean?

IMO, St. Anger is waaaay underrated. it's a damn cool album, it's just not what metallica fans were expecting, and for some reason that pissed them off. "Oh noes, metallica has no guitar solos and uses drop C tuning! nevermind the extreme blandness of Load and Reload, St. Anger is t3h crappiest album ev4r!"
#24
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"Pure black looking clear
My work is done soon here
Try getting back to me
Get back which used to be"
-Harvester of Sorrow

Seriously, those lyrics are retarded.


Nothing wrong with those in the context of the song, which is about child abuse. If you're gonna crit their lyrics look at the whole thing and put them in context. In this case the initial nightmare of the child abuse is ending but the abuser knows that the kid he's abusing will never be normal. The abuse may have ended but the abused remains scarred.

The worst ones have been mentioned. Frantic and Broken Beat and Scarred. I thought DM was weaker lyrically. Day that never comes is bad. Not a clue what it's about.
#25
I agree, their lyrics have never been very good. I think their best lyrics were on the ...And Justice For All album. And that's only some of the songs. The lyrics on the first three albums weren't very good but the way James delivered them back then with his aggressive bark was enough to make up for them.
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what the ****? that is neither clever nor funny...

Not according to cunts
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#29
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Not according to cunts


Well you're an aphex twin fan. He's still on the "metallica = best band ever" stage. Go figure
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Well you're an aphex twin fan. He's still on the "metallica = best band ever" stage. Go figure

I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money.I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
#33
+1 to Frantic.

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock...

Seriously? Seriously, Metallica?
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#35
lol can we all just PLEASE get over St. Anger... we know it was bad, they do too, lets all just drop it.

some of the lyrics dont make sense to me but i like it anyway
Gotta keep my eyes from the circling skies...
tounge tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit...

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#39
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frantic-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tick-tock

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TovqogviVU
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